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AnkhClock

my computer is backing up 200 GBs of data and IDK why. I definitely did not download 200 gigs of new files in the past two weeks.

Oh wait I did a OS update. maybe that's it? still wouldn't amount to 200 GBs of new data I don't think



PhantomCatClock

Man, no you di-in't. Recruiting didn't even exist until the other day

and if you beat me once I swear to god I will suck your fat chode and swallow I AM INVINCIBLE

PhantomCatClock

Funny, I just did an OS update and bricked my computer. Couldn't actually recover it because my power button doesn't work. I finally managed to get into Internet Recovery Mode® by unscrewing the bottom, connecting a bent keyring from the second keyboard input pin (next to the battery) to the 29th one (posting so I can search for this later) to turn the computer off and on again. That saved the day


speaking of, I never ACTUALLY screwed the bottom plate back on, my computer's just kind of sitting on it. Whoops.

PhantomCatClock

speaking of triple posting and warcraft stuff, who else is glad that demon hunters aren't actually in this prepatch? NOT FUCKING ME.

"nnnnyuh, pre-order and get to play demon hunters early"

"nnnnnnyeh, we meant like three days before Legion drops"



I know exactly how excited Charles must be to be king for a week before he dies of old age, now

RobClock

My father went on a 10 minute rant to me the other day about how they ruined Hunters. I was only half listening because I don't want to hear it but apparently aspects only work for 10 seconds and there are no traps anymore?

I also went looking for photos of Dwarves the other day and found that they have officially resurrected Magni Bronzebeard...



...in a comic

a digital comic

and he's now a factionless 'protector of azeroth', like khadgar except not quite as profoundly I'm a edgy teen

and he has a one-on-one with Moira where he says she has grown into the position of leadership and that he's proud of her after she sacked Ironforge and held the citizenship of the city hostage for days but was for some reason still appointed to newly created council of leadership (thank you Varian Wrynn you poorly written FUCK) despite having betrayed her father and run off to marry, fug and beget the son of Dagran Thurassian so really there is absolutely no fucking reason whatsoever that Muradin Bronzebeard isn't King Under the Mountain

fuck blizzard, man

Slurpee

I wonder if it's a Wizards of the Coast situation and Blizzard sent all of the actually talented developers from the property with the infallable pedigree that's going to remain solvent no matter how mediocre it gets (D&D/Warcraft), to the property with less lineage but more money-drawing potential through micro transactions (Magic the Gathering/Overwatch, The Best Game)

buttplug

remember when we bought expansion packs, not mini slot machines

buttplug

yo my posts per day are still at 2.6 get at me

BilliardBall10

hello sir buttplug-clock!

how are you

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

buttplug

it's difficult sometimes but im still here  :duelin:

PhantomCatClock

#106190
Quote from: RobClock on July 21, 2016, 12:56:23 PM
Hunters.

That's when you should've walked away. Though, I'll admit, while every class has these cool mobility enhancements and new spells and whatnot, Hunters kind of got the short end of the stick.

I'm pretty pissed that, ONCE AGAIN, classes generally have less spells than before.

THAT BEING SAID I thought you were going to be happy about the dwarfves. I never read the comic and what you said sounds like a real reason to not be happy, but my friend and I went under Ironforge on a whim and were ecstatic that Magni was alive ingame.

RobClock

I was extremely excited when I found out they were bringing Magni back, which is why the execution pisses me off that much more

RobClock

Quote from: Slurpee on July 21, 2016, 01:41:48 PM
I wonder if it's a Wizards of the Coast situation and Blizzard sent all of the actually talented developers from the property with the infallable pedigree that's going to remain solvent no matter how mediocre it gets (D&D/Warcraft), to the property with less lineage but more money-drawing potential through micro transactions (Magic the Gathering/Overwatch, The Best Game)
That's 100% what happened. The 'A' team was taken off WoW years ago to work on Titan, and when that fell through it was left for a smaller team to repurpose those assets into Overwatch, while a majority of the 'A' team moved into smaller projects like HotS and Hearthstone, with WoW stuck all this time with a pitiful 'B' team

Before this recent pre expansion patch, it had been ONE FULL YEAR since WOD had received a content update.

PhantomCatClock

WoD was such a piece of shit and I challenge anybody who disagrees to a fist fight. Blizzard kept having this circlejerk about how great the land looked and intentionally damaged playability so you could look at that land. Why do we all play WoW? Oh, that's right, the fucking scenery. I still feel that the only reason we got flying AT ALL (even with the bullshit compromise nobody wanted) was because they promised it, sold a flying mount for $25 just long enough before announcing they weren't going to allow flying for refunds to no longer be available, and had a huge uproar because of that. I feel like that was an accident and they really wouldn't've ever had flying if they hadn't made THAT mistake.

Let's review WoD content, though. It had a lot of records! No other expansion has ever had:

• Less dungeons
• Less new PvP objectives
• Less raids (by a longshot)
• Less gnome player characters

as you can see it sucked







HOWEVER, Blizzard acknowledged over a year ago (prior to WoD's last content update!) that they knew all that and how frustrating it was from a player's perspective. It's a lot to forgive, but they SAID it was because they were focusing so hard on Legion. I'm hoping, purely for the sake of hope and not so much that they merited it, that this is the case.


That being said, I'm a little worried all that extra effort went into the graphics update and all these new glitches that have me at 5FPS. I was at 0.1 for a while, until I deleted all my saved macros. For some reason that zipped me up to 15-20 (still lower than WoD, but playable). I don't know what's changed since then, but I'm at 5ish, now. Gotta love these prepatch glitches.


also, got Fashionista just by logging into a few characters. go me.

RobClock

The lack of content is totally inexcusable and the "we're working on the next expansion!!" Defense is absolute bullshit because every other expansion managed to have an at least semi regular new content schedule with future expansions obviously being worked on concurrently, but more directly to the point:

Does that mean that legion will also be a one-patch-expansion for the sake of development of the NEXT expansion?

Nobody wants to play the same shitty Facebook minigames for an entire fucking year while they wait for you to churn out another cutscene heavy, drag me by the nose, practically impossible to die at any point during questing, one single elite monster that you kill via a quest specific item or object in the world Garbage fucking zone with a fresh coat of recycled assets.

The fact that blizzard no longer releases subscription numbers infuriates me because I want to see exactly how fuckin low they've plummeted. It has to be below 7 million.

PhantomCatClock

"…cutscene heavy, drag me by the nose, practically impossible to die at any point during questing, one single elite monster that you kill via a quest specific item or object in the world Garbage fucking zone with a fresh coat of recycled assets."

My bright inner unicorn was adamant about still feeling good about this expansion until thinking about how 400% accurate that was.

TropicanaClock

I feel guilty, the cat was on my lap and I just farted

RenegadeClock

I fart on my pets daily. It lets them know who's the alpha.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

my cat farted next to me yesterday and I called her a jackass. she just kept purring. what an asshole.

BilliardBall10

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 21, 2016, 12:05:50 AM
[hearthstone] (...) and if you beat me once, I swear to god I will suck your fat chode and swallow I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

i will try my best to duel you in a magnificent way, sir.

PS: are you the player who sent me a friend request on hearthstone today?
(does your username in there starts with an U?)

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.