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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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PhantomCatClock

not if you'd stop eating bread and work out every once in a while

miracle fruit



d u m p y

Kiss a bitch right on they lap

Slash

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 15, 2016, 02:20:22 AM
So, you classless chumba wumbas have until my new computer arrives to give it a better name than Fleetwood iMac.

iMacy mciMacface

I'm told through the internet that this is the absolute height of humor.

PhantomCatClock

Can't argue with someone who did his research

PhantomCatClock

Considering The Love Mac

also, I want a glass case for my phone. Not to protect it from anything, just to make me feel even worse when I drop it





â€"which is all the time

RobClock


PhantomCatClock

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RobClock

Aaaa
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Fuck YouTube embeds

PhonographClock

#106530
Is this the Bee Movie thread now?

Sheep


VCRClock

my life is a text adventure

> open peanut butter
(take lid) You open the peanut butter.
> open blender jar
(take lid) You open the blender jar.
> use knife on peanut butter
You dip your knife in the jar of peanut butter, and take out a dollop.
> use knife on blender jar
You scrape the peanut butter off your knife and into the blender jar.
> use lid on blender jar
(use peanut butter lid on blender jar) Nothing happens.

* * *

> use card on door
(use credit card on door) Nothing happens.
> use keys on door
(use car keys on door) Nothing happens.
> fuck
Sorry, I don't understand.
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

hellmoo had a procession-based syntax where you could be like "use 2nd lid" instead of "use peanut butter lid"
it also would just search the strings for everything in the area and your inventory instead of presetting nicknames, so you could be like "use nut but" and it would uh probably go for the entire jar first but "use 2nd nut but on nut but" would probably work

nobody would tell you that in hellmoo though they'd just knock you out and rape you

Slurpee

I put a cereal box in the fridge the other day and had a pretty good laugh when i went to put the milk with the other cereal boxes and realized what I did
if i'd found that i'd be mad at my roommates. like i wouldn't say anything to them but i'd be like "who the fuck DOES this???" under my breath and stomp around like "I guess there's just no respect for other people's food in this filthy damn house!!" just goes to show: I'm a jerk

Sheep

I also like Frosted Mini Wheats.

RobClock

Another internet community I'm heavily involved in is having a bit bout of drama regarding, from what I've been able to tell, a love triangle between three members. But for the life of me I cannot figure out why anyone outside of those three people is upset about this ordeal to the point of cutting off communication with everyone. Or maybe they're all just talking somewhere else and I've been left out of te loop because I'm never around when shit like this goes down.

It wouldn't be so bad if these people weren't some of my closest friends.

Thankfully the Clock Crew isn't going anywhere any time soon. I'll always have you guys as surrogate friends to fill the void of my nonexistent social life.

PhantomCatClock

I think all things based on dikuMUD did that because MUME's syntax was like "take all from corpse" "take all from 2 corpse" "kill 2 orc"

maybe it was like 2.corpse and 2.orc? because that sounds like it would've been weird to sell things and I never had problems selling shit

PhantomCatClock

OI VCR another year another certificate issue from our host. I'm getting HOST NAME MISMATCH on my certificate for my email. Looks like my old one just expired and this new one is just for some doofy subdomain that looks temporary. I think this happened last year but I just temporarily disabled all my email accounts on that domain to be safe. This happens to us, right? Just send SEXY FRANCISCO a letter? Or am I getting hacked by bb10

RenegadeClock

Quote from: RobClock on September 18, 2016, 11:21:14 PMThankfully the Clock Crew isn't going anywhere any time soon.

And our love triangles will never be point of contention.