h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[pop-tart]

He deleted his Facebook and everything...

https://www.facebook.com/RobertFisherNH/


It's like getting busted calling in bomb threats to your school... and unplugging your phone so there's no evidence.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

congressmen understand roughly jack shit about the internet beyond forwarding emails and using google image search for porn. they sure wanna fuck with it though.

[Slurpee]

I honestly wonder about people who don't keep their online identities separate

like I'm sure there's enough little connections to tie me to some shit, but not the shit, and my shit isn't even all that to begin with. I'm only really gonna be in trouble if they start cataloging people with facial recognition software, and not even in that much trouble, just like, welp, now people are gonna know that about me lmao

[d u m p y]

Do you think they call him slurpee because he slurps pee?

[d u m p y]

Mista Dumpsta! How been u?

You are my main bro and every day without you is a curse

[PhantomCatClock]

in less important news, I was trying to fish up Tome of Polymorph: Turtle on my mage but got the sea turtle mount, instead. Don't you just hate it when that happens, Rob?

[RobClock]

in less important news, I was trying to fish up Tome of Polymorph: Turtle on my mage but got the sea turtle mount, instead. Don't you just hate it when that happens, Rob?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I honestly wonder about people who don't keep their online identities separate

fuck that I'm gonna legally change my name to Flounderman Clock McFlounderman and run for president on a platform of melting the polar ice caps with some sort of energy weapon and bombing any country who's name starts with a consonant. I'll wear a vinyl flounderman bodysuit with a mask of my real face over it. also everybody has to get a triple-flounderman tattoo on the back of their neck and give me their facebook password.

[PhantomCatClock]

I honestly don't know my facebook password, but my old laptop with an expanding battery that may or may not explode eventually is still logged in so I guess you can have that when you win

[Luwano]

and bombing any country who's name starts with a consonant.

Phew, glad that I'm safe here in Ermany.

[d u m p y]

My dicc hurts

[PhantomCatClock]

Dumpster's dicc starts with a consonant

[PhantomCatClock]

already p bomb tho nvm

[d u m p y]

Please bomb my dick and save me from this nightmare

[PhantomCatClock]

Potential puns:
bum your dick
Tom Bombadick
scrotential puns

[RobClock]

Today i got a haircut, washed my truck and fed some dogs


Feelin' good 

[zl]

scrotential puns

hehehe

[d u m p y]

Punis

[PhantomCatClock]

I put off getting my hair cut until it's such a burning thing in the back of my mind that I'll have dreams about it

[BilliardBall10]

i have long hair.

i like it. (shoulder length or shorter. mostly, its slightly shorter than that, but still long enough to be labeled as ''long hair'').