whose flood market

[PhantomCatClock]

the screen doesn't turn on until the password's been accepted

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

not really digging the starters as much as previous games. they're not bad though. I'll probably go with the lizard unless the other two turn into something cool/adorable.

[RobClock]

I set my alarm so I could get up do laundry, and make something to eat before work and slept until 1. My life is trainwreck.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

when I was 18 or 19 or so I still couldn't get myself to wake up to an alarm effectively and I really needed to be able to do that. so I burned an hour long loop of the piclownjew scream to a cd and put it in my clock radio with the volume set to max. it sure as hell worked.

[Slurpee]

not really digging the starters as much as previous games. they're not bad though. I'll probably go with the lizard unless the other two turn into something cool/adorable.

i'm a lagomorph, sam, look it up

[Slurpee]

all three of those are going to evolve into broad-shouldered bipedal beastmen and I'm going to hate it
stop doing this to me, pokemon

[VCRClock]

all three of those are going to evolve into broad-shouldered bipedal beastmen and I'm going to hate it
stop doing this to me, pokemon

actually only two of them

sobble evolves into miserabubble

[Slurpee]

I set my alarm so I could get up do laundry, and make something to eat before work and slept until 1. My life is trainwreck.

when I was 18 or 19 or so I still couldn't get myself to wake up to an alarm effectively and I really needed to be able to do that. so I burned an hour long loop of the piclownjew scream to a cd and put it in my clock radio with the volume set to max. it sure as hell worked.

you know what works for me is making my alarm a song that I recognize, and could hum, because it activates a different part of my brain that wants to hear that song especially after the first couple notes

Megalovania is a good one, because it was my ring tone for a while, back when phone calls were still a thing, so it also activates the part of my brain that's like "who's calling me?"
for a while it was Our Retired Explorer (Dines with Michel Foucault in Paris, 1961), then it was Every Planet We Reach is Dead, then Lisa Frank 420, and right now it's The Velveteen Dream's theme from NXT lol

a song that starts slow and then builds is also good, if you're awake to hear it, because it takes you from "morning" awake to awake-awake. Downtown by Macklemore is a good one, In the House In a Heartbeat is good, "Heels" from the It Follows soundtrack is good but you might want to edit it so the sound ramps up for the first minute, also Hello by Oasis but that one I had to like edit it because for some reason the first like 12 seconds of that song is the riff from Wonderwall and my automatic response to Wonderwall is to shut it off

the other thing is just, leaving my window shades open, because the natural sunlight really, really helps tell your body it's awake time. (not sure if you guys have the sun in canada)

I'd recommend practicing good sleep hygiene but honestly I've never managed that so

[Slurpee]

all three of those are going to evolve into broad-shouldered bipedal beastmen and I'm going to hate it
stop doing this to me, pokemon

actually only two of them

sobble evolves into miserabubble

lol

[Slurpee]

another good wake-up song is Build Me Up by Rhymefest because it samples it's hook from Build Me Up Buttercup, but he got Ol' Dirty Bastard sing it

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e: I didn't misspell "its" autocorrect just doesn't believe that that word exists
other words autocorrect hates: ill, well

I thought autocorrect was supposed to be adaptive, but somehow it has never picked up on the fact that when I'm typing a word with an apostrophe I JUST TYPE THE APOSTROPHE

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

that works out great for me now, but I needed the scream-cd at first. before that I would sleep through any music I chose. It needed to be utterly god damned unbearable or I wouldn't learn to respond to a normal alarm. my mom slept through a marching band with her window open when she was a kid. must run in the family.

also the rabbit is gonna be another incineroar or it's gonna be renamon. I guarantee you. except not hilarious like incineroar.

[PhantomCatClock]

all three of those are going to evolve into broad-shouldered bipedal beastmen and I'm going to hate it
stop doing this to me, pokemon

I was straight up going to say, that rabbit is going to evolve into something sexy (or at least bipedal) to keep the furry interest high, the other two are just going to be Pokemon to get everyone else's money, too

[PhantomCatClock]

another good wake-up song is Build Me Up by Rhymefest because it samples it's hook from Build Me Up Buttercup,

one of my years-old unfinished flashes is a song about you to the tune of Build Me Up Buttercup and I was going to surprise you and post it with no context one of these clock days but alas


it is now has precedence and the surprise is ruined

[PhantomCatClock]

(it was Fuck Me Up SlurpeeClock)

[GreyClock]

I was going to make a flash movie about you making a flash movie and... etc.

Do you guys have any irrational fears? I often think about this when I'm peeing that it would really suck if instead of urine, thick red blood would suddenly come out.

Today I was peeing at work and I didn't really pay attention and as I flushed I thought I saw some red in the maelstrom of piss, soap bubbles and whatever. I've been drinking water like crazy all night, but it's all yellow that comes out...

[PhantomCatClock]

the problem is your diet. stop eating.

[RobClock]

I was feeling glum the other night at work and storyboarded an entire cartoon but the crux of the ending involved the song It Don’t Hurt Anymore by Hank Thompson and I remembered copywritten music gets your shit deleted so I just scrapped the whole thing.

Clock Days coming up though I gotta write something

[RobClock]

Also my alarm is Drunken Sailor by the Irish Rovers and it has never failed waking me up, I’m just poorly disciplined in dragging my ass out of bed before necessary because life is a meaningless procession of indistinguishable days that crush the spirit so completely as to suck the pleasure entirely from the weekends when I don’t have to go into work until it all bleeds together into one utterly blasé mess

[RobClock]

I am still feeling somewhat glum

[RobClock]

Alex Jones went back on JRE
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Haven’t had a chance to watch it yet but some colleagues have informed me it trumps his original interview in terms of batshit hilarity, which is all a boy can ask for.