whose flood market

[PhantomCatClock]

For $25,000 I'd hope for more than one frame of animation

[RenegadeClock]

$25,000

I would bet that a lot of that goes into the pre-production work. Character design, storyboards, bureaucratic paperwork, starbucks runs, etc. $25k is really a drop in the bucket for a big studio anyway.

[VCRClock]

[RobClock]

Greatest admin of all time

[PhantomCatClock]

won a pack at my first paper Magic tournament am i cool enough to join clock crew yet

[RobClock]

won a pack at my first paper Magic tournament am i cool enough to join clock crew yet

[RobClock]

Happy saint Patrick’s day, I hope you all had a night as good as I did

[RobClock]

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Dare to dream, my friends

[RobClock]

Never mind, the email was confirmed to be fake. https://twitter.com/ValveNewsNetwor/status/1107801123770036225

In other news Gearbox Shovelwear teases either Bulletstorm or Duke, or possibly both
https://twitter.com/GearboxOfficial/status/1107710798946799617?s=20

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

the guy who wrote half life is gone anyways, if it did come back it wouldn't be the true conclusion to the story. even if it played well. you can't have a writer do a whole saga and then just not involve them for the finale. also if it does come out it's gonna be a shared world looter shooter.

[PhantomCatClock]

If Valve did promise a deadline, I'd be worried about it being awful. Right now, the fact that it's taking forever and they have a history of delaying/outright scrapping things that they don't think are great is pretty reassuring. We hear about insanely long Valve lulls but YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES, WE'RE IN ONE

[Slurpee]

[u2]IWm03wYBTbM[/u2]

I'm pretty sure we still need half-life 2 episode 3 before we get to half-life 3, which at this point seems like a problem because I can't even imagine how awkward that would be. it'd be like releasing dlc for vampire the masquerade bloodlines

personally I'm still not convinced that there's anything left of valve but a broom closet they mail steam profits to
I just wish one of the people who used to work there would tell us what the fuck "the f-stop mechanic" was going to be

[PhantomCatClock]

F-Stops were the kiosks at Blockbuster where you could take your Pokémon Snap cartridges in to print stickers

[RobClock]

the guy who wrote half life is gone anyways, if it did come back it wouldn't be the true conclusion to the story. even if it played well. you can't have a writer do a whole saga and then just not involve them for the finale. also if it does come out it's gonna be a shared world looter shooter.

If Episode 3 came out and it was just Laidlaw’s Epistle 3 blogpost I’d be more than content

[RobClock]

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

[PhantomCatClock]

Previously third world countries will have great VPN industries and enter the map via tech routing

[Slurpee]

when reached for comment, one 4chan user held up a picture of a dog ejaculating onto an american flag, saying, "looks like the pool truly is closed. pic unrelated"
"big time lulz. AIDS get," responded another sadly
"needs moar pooper," added a third, easily no older than 12, "tits or gtfo. developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers"
"(You)" responded another, "(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)"
at this, the first simply opened his mouth and pointed it upward at the sky as the theme song from the 1974 blaxploitation film "boss nigger" began to play from somewhere inside of him

[PhantomCatClock]

if 4chan is still like that I will be very happy

[PhantomCatClock]

but I mean SPECIFICALLY that, with the 2007 4chan memes still rolling strong

[RobClock]

when reached for comment, one 4chan user held up a picture of a dog ejaculating onto an american flag, saying, "looks like the pool truly is closed. pic unrelated"
"big time lulz. AIDS get," responded another sadly
"needs moar pooper," added a third, easily no older than 12, "tits or gtfo. developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers"
"(You)" responded another, "(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)"
at this, the first simply opened his mouth and pointed it upward at the sky as the theme song from the 1974 blaxploitation film "boss nigger" began to play from somewhere inside of him

This post is funnier than anything I’ve read on /tv/ in the last six months