whose flood market

[GreyClock]

Fuck's poser porn? Like stop motion with mannequins? Mannequins that only pretend to be goth?



Here's another type of behavior I hate:

The following message arrives on my phone:
"Don't know what went wrong said import that's one problem taken care now problem two"
"What are you talking about?"
"Smart... [Same message, now with some actual context: who said 'import', what problems one and two even are.]"
Yes, I'm the stupid one because you can't write a coherent message motherfucker.
"Regarding problem two: ask Tim about the tarrifs."
"What are you trying to say?"
That's real clever dude! A callback to my thing earlier! But it literally couldn't be any clearer you motherfucker-fucker.

I wish it was acceptable in the modern-day business world to just tell people to go drive a lawnmower up their own ass. Imagine the boost in efficiency!
"Hi, what's..."
"Fuck off."

"Can I..."
"Fuck off? Yes."

[GreyClock]

How long before retirement and/or death?

Who wants to start a start-up with me? You do all the work.

[Slurpee]

it'd be like releasing dlc for vampire the masquerade bloodlines

well that was a weirdly specific thing to almost be wrong about

[VCRClock]

How long before retirement and/or death?

Who wants to start a start-up with me? You do all the work.

it's easy, you just find some website where venture capitalists gather and say, "so i want to develop this mobile app. it's like facebook, for beavers. it runs on the blockchain and generates profit by functioning as middleman between beavers and social dambuilding"

then when the angel investors kick you some money, you throw some of it at desperate foreign programmers on fiverr, get someone else to do some charts that make it look like your beaver app is still on track to being profitable, and use the rest to fund your lavish lifestyle and invest in some properties to pimp out on airbnb

[Slurpee]

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I just learned pannenkoek2012 started using his powers for evil

[PhantomCatClock]

You think you know a guy.

[PhantomCatClock]

black

[Slurpee]

for my theme song

black

my leather black jeans on

[RobClock]

I moved this past weekend. I just sat down at my computer tonight for the first time since I got set up here and discovered that I cannot access my second hard drive, which is where i had all of my games and movies/tv shows stored. The faint glimmer of a will to live I've been nursing for the last year has completely evaporated.

[PhantomCatClock]

Try plugging it into different slots on your mobo?

[NintendrCkolc]

I moved this past weekend. I just sat down at my computer tonight for the first time since I got set up here and discovered that I cannot access my second hard drive, which is where i had all of my games and movies/tv shows stored. The faint glimmer of a will to live I've been nursing for the last year has completely evaporated.

What kind of HDD was it and how old? If it's a seagate well...

[RobClock]

Thankfully it was only the cable that came loose. It's a Toshiba and it's.. Jesus, probably about 6 years old now? It was originally my primary drive until my PSU blew up on me and the computer wouldnt boot from it anymore.

[PhantomCatClock]

asked for a pitcher, got a belly-itcher

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee pot pie, my four favorite things

[PhantomCatClock]

FLOUNDERMAN

https://lifehacker.com/amazon-prime-members-can-get-12-months-of-nintendo-swit-1833692949

[PhantomCatClock]

I beat the newgrounds april fool thing with a cookie and not a biscuit

[RobClock]

I made a new YouTube video this week
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I kind of fucked up because when I cut in the intro and outro in Vegas, I put the intro on the timeline first so when I put the actual footage in after that, the whole thing adopted the video specs of the intro which I think had a different frame rate, so there’s a slight blurriness.

[PhantomCatClock]

Whenever I try fancy beers, I try it stone sober then try it again after throwing a couple back. It takes me three small cans or so before I get beer fans

Almost invariably it goes like this
• Part one: yeah, that's.. I drank it
• Part two: HELL yeah, THAT'S what it needed

this is why I don't review beers on youtube. I'm too excited for things and too easy to impress





maybe I should start because people need a little positivity




my favorite part of reviews, though, is listening to people saying "microbrewerHOLY SHIT CAN I SEND YOU SOMETHING AND GET A REVIEW did i just fall for the social media influencer trap

[Slurpee]

I like guinness it tastes like bread

most lagers taste like a crisp smooth refreshing shot of ice cold wintery piss. some of them are less pissy than others, some are closer to water, some are closer to orange juice. blue moon falls into the latter, great white the former. the standard dadbeers like coors and mgd taste like when you lick the little crevice between a guy's ballsack and and his thigh. (if you've ever done that. if you haven't all you need to know is that it tastes like mgd)
pbr tastes like water but like weird dirty water that they did a kind of good job of filtering at a settlement in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, it won't kill you but something is obviously not quite right, natty ice is disgusting and tastes like an ashtray. tecate's like a slightly less offensive version of that, sierra nevada and drake's are that except crossing the line over into good somehow?
negro modela and fat tire are like guinness but if guinness was trying to fight you a little bit

most craft beers/microbrews are either Beer: The Beer except with oatmeal or blueberries or something, or like you added slightly burned and low-sugar brownies to the way rubbing alcohol smells, OR chocolate-flavored wine (all wine tastes like rotten grape juice, don't @ me), or else just a nightmare of hops, a bitter, broiling fucking... bacterial culture, of hops, that goes down like sandpaper, the only point in its favor being that it stops burning after you swallow, and mostly gets by on having a dumb novelty name like "Barley and Me" or "Bigfoot Bathwater"

I saw a beer that was labeled an "imp stout" and was so fucking stoked to try an imp stout, like there was just a whole world of drinks out there named after whimsical fae creatures, like, Gnome Mead, or Troll Ale, or Pixie Wine, and I was going to get to try an Imp Stout which easily sounds like it would be the best of those four, and then I realized it was just an abbreviation for "imperial stout" and the disappointment I felt could have knocked the earth off its axis

[Slurpee]

here's a deleted scene from that post that was cut for time:

recently I've been getting acid reflux the morning after drinks and the internet says it's probably an alcohol allergy, but my friend Keith talked me into experimentally just doing shots one time and sure enough it was just beer that did it to me, probably a hop allergy, and listen, I'm queer, I'm a fancy lad, I like a tom collins or a mojito or a mimosa from time to time, when I'm feeling sassy, okay, I can stand contrapposto and dress good and dance and smell amazing when that's the me I want to be, but beer is my best gal, my rock, my hors d'oeuvres table at a party I don't want to be at. beer tastes like coming home after finishing up an overtime shift at the bullshit factory, it tastes like you earned it, it's crisp and cold and a little sour and it says "hey, y'know, you're doing alright. you're at the end of a long day, and tomorrow's another one, but right now you can unwind. it's all good." so I still drink beer and just hope it's not too bad in the morning, fuck it. I can deal with a little burning sensation in my tummy. I'm an adult, I can make that decision for myself. it's not like it happens every time. it's not like I have many vices. it's not like I drink all that often. I've never had a hangover and I don't seem to have inherited the addictive personality trait that runs on both sides of my family and for that I count my blessings