marvel's biggest bone-liner

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

twitter is the final form of online discourse after the internet became almost completely stripmalled and gutted for the sake of corporate interests and milking the lowest common denominator of human society. twitter founder and ceo JACK DORSEY endorses and is responsible for all the world's evils. he did 9/11, has sex with dead animals, ran over your dog, lost your car keys, and lures children into his house of candy where he fattens and eats them. the bones and skin he doesn't make into furniture are sold to jeffery epstein and made into exotic art for his private island.

[RobClock]

The internet was a mistake. Someone destroy the tubes so we can start over

[GreyClock]

That sucks PCAT!

People don't always see how bright they shine Slurpee says, people don't always see how much they fucking suck I say. (Actually it's both.)

You're not the asshole, the principal is. (Actually, that's not fair either. He may very well be a moron for offering it to some nitwit bus driver for no apparent reason, but did the teachers who told you about the opening talk to him about you? He wasn't there when you showed your skillz before. Did he even know who you were?)


I wanted to talk about assholes myself, so that's what you can read here, right now (or not): there's a lot of people who seem weirdly hostile, cantankerous, even in the smallest of interactions. Anyone can have a bad day I guess, but goddamn, some people. Example:

[Normal conversation, resumed:]
Me: Hey doc, they said such and such at my previous appointment.
Doc: (shrug) I wouldn't know, I wasn't there.
Me: a) I'm telling you. b) You guys occasionally jot down stuff in medical files right, try reading one some time, fucknut. It's a follow-up.

I don't get these type of reactions. Ridicule my statement rather than admit you didn't prepare? (Best defense is a good offense?) Or, he took me bringing up the previous doctor's diagnosis as a slight against his own? (Arrogance?) I mean, I do get it I guess... in a way it's very similar to my own scorched-earth reaction. The locus might be different, the snap is the same. That said, I can't stand that shit. The more I think about stuff like this, the more I think we should just abolish all human interaction.

[RobClock]

I drew a Pirate

[NintendrCkolc]

[u2]3xXb4TOdHNg?autoplay=1[/u2].

[RobClock]

a new homepage for .net?! Christmas in august

[PolyhedronClock]

flounderman do you still have that goemon autoplay with the this guy

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

flounderman do you still have that goemon autoplay with the this guy

[u2]GvfFIfbEHHI?autoplay=1[/u2]

[PhantomCatClock]

I've wanted to shout PUZARUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but nobody's prophesied in this channel for years

[PhantomCatClock]

the Urethra of Sauron

[PolyhedronClock]

thankyou flounderman i'm glad i can count on you in these dark times

[Losperman]

Happy Clock Day (EST), suckas.  {{{}}}

[Slash]

Happy boobs day

[patriotclock]

I was talking to a customer and saw that the date on their message was from 8/15 so I remembered it was Clock Day and decided to stop by and say Hi Happy Clockday 👋

[PhantomCatClock]

i am work HARD on FLASH

ps pirate good

[RobClock]

Happy Clock Day, all <3

ps pirate good

thank

[Slurpee]

happy cock gay ahahahabahahahagahahahahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[PhantomCatClock]

my flash is DONE but it was too big to upload so I asked Tom. Will compress super hard if he doesn't respond within the hour tho

[AbsintheClock]

Is it a movie or game pcat?

[RobClock]

I hope it’s not one of those strawberry clock flash movies, I don’t care for those