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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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RobClock

I have my instagram because I came to discover after deleting facebook several years back that girls tend to find it weird when youre not on social media. I don't have very many photos of myself, it's mostly things im doing or places ive gone, but it helps to maintain a charade of social competence.

Losperman

Quote from: RobClock on September 19, 2019, 11:02:57 AM
I have my instagram because I came to discover after deleting facebook several years back that girls tend to find it weird when youre not on social media. I don't have very many photos of myself, it's mostly things im doing or places ive gone, but it helps to maintain a charade of social competence.

I use different platforms for different things. I know academics use Twitter a lot, so I mostly tweet about video game related things, since that's what I study and will be applying for jobs about. Instagram for kitty pics, because sure? And Facebook for nothing because it's a flaming bag of shit.
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GreyClock

Quote from: RobClock on September 19, 2019, 11:02:57 AM
I have my instagram because I came to discover after deleting facebook several years back that girls tend to find it weird when youre not on social media. I don't have very many photos of myself, it's mostly things im doing or places ive gone, but it helps to maintain a charade of social competence.
Oh shit, so that's where I went wrong.

In the early 2000s I looked at one proto-MySpace and I was like, FUCK THIS.

Slurpee

Quote from: Losperman on September 19, 2019, 12:01:34 PM
I use different platforms for different things. I know academics use Twitter a lot, so I mostly tweet about video game related things, since that's what I study and will be applying for jobs about. Instagram for kitty pics, because sure? And Facebook for nothing because it's a flaming bag of shit.

Losperman

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PhantomCatClock

if hannibal crossing the alps was such an impressive feat of ancient military success why isn't there a porn parody of it

Slurpee

Hannibal didn’t cross the alps, he just ate some people and called Bill Cosby a rapist

PhantomCatClock

No, you're thinking of Cannibal


Hannibal is the bovine made out of pure magic

Slurpee


PhantomCatClock

You're right. Hannibal is when you take sheep hair and store it in a tin designed by Andy Warhol.

PhantomCatClock



for the other thread in this thread

RobClock

[u2]hHblwT1Xl2c[/u2]

I've been waiting a year for this

VCRClock

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

you liar you just wanted to link to 69


























































nice, btw

RobClock

How does one swallow all emotions and act stoic in the face of your hopes and dreams crumbling about you?


Asking for a friend

RobClock

in other news a little project I’ve had cooking quietly is seemingly coming together, and I cannot wait to share it. With a little luck it may be something I’m proud to have produced.

RobClock


PhantomCatClock


GreyClock

Quote from: RobClock on September 20, 2019, 08:01:56 PM
How does one swallow all emotions and act stoic in the face of your hopes and dreams crumbling about you?


Asking for a friend
Relativization is key.

- Contemplate the size of the universe. Even if all my hopes and dreams came true and I'd be crowned King of Earth, I'd be king of a tiny speck of cosmic debris. Maybe there's a bacterial king of that little patch of fungus in my shower. Who gives a fuck.
- There's no such thing as a soul. Emotions are nothing but chemical reactions and the evolutionary byproducts of Life's hunger for existence.
- No matter what, I'll be dead in about fifty years.
- Death is nothing, an infinite void.

Enjoy!

GreyClock

I think you have to find that shit above hilarious though, if you take it too seriously it could fuck you up. So maybe it's bad advice.

Focus on the stuff that is going well? You have a cabin out in nature (unless it burning down is what spawned the question or whatever), you live in Canada, that's pretty cool. Maybe there's a new Duke Nukem coming out?