marvel's biggest bone-liner

[RenegadeClock]

Aww man. You know of a good tattoo removal place?

[RobClock]

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Jamie pull up a picture of RobClock



dude RobClock will rip your fucking arms off

[PhantomCatClock]

weighttossing with BRO BROGAN

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

video games are weird today

pokemon sword and shield 76 is the most hilarious trashfire I've seen in a while and it only keeps getting better and more broken

also HALF LIFE IS BACK, I don't know if it's the same guy writing it but if it is HOO BOY. I wonder if this is gonna push FPS games in a new direction like 1 and 2 did.  I'm expecting something like metroid prime 3 on dolphin-vr but more linear and with much more dialogue. or something that's merely okay at best and gets dogpiled on for not being fucking incredible.

I was playing goemon on my phone and got this one lucky cat (heart piece) I could never get as a kid. you gotta get ABOVE it an fall down into it.

that third one should be in the news too why isn't it?

[PhantomCatClock]

Goemon 64?

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but of course. I mean I'm gonna play the SNES games eventually but I'm waiting on the fan translations. 2 is supposedly nearly done and 3 and 4 are in the works. it's been years though I'm not holding my breath. supposedly the way the SNES games handles text is a nightmare if you're trying to hack in a translation. also my phone emulates N64 better than my laptop what the hell.

[PhantomCatClock]

1) That is sad unless your phone works with a controller then ok cool
2) The last time I emulated Mystical Ninja, I got all but like one or two lucky cats just from playing through and exploring as I went. Was gonna mop the last two up EXCEPT if you save in space, you god damn cannot go back and I hate that shit. If you beat the game, it stops on the CONGRAMULAGRONS screen. The yugioh game boy game did this to me and i wanted to get the heart of the cards what the fuck japan stop doing that

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

2) The last time I emulated Mystical Ninja, I got all but like one or two lucky cats just from playing through and exploring as I went. Was gonna mop the last two up EXCEPT if you save in space, you god damn cannot go back and I hate that shit.

I had two separate save files as a kid because of that horseshit. impact can fly through space he should truck you back and forth if you need to get shit from earth. paper mario 64 has a similar problem where the last save point is ridiculously at the end of a dungeon with no other save points, and it's a looooong ways back to the main part of the map. damn fine game though. it's one of those turn based RPGs where it just FEELS good to play, you're not just trying to get to the next story beat you actually enjoy the moment to moment shit. all the good mario rpgs are like that.

also I have this thing for my phone



the analog sticks are trash but everything else is good. it's even got this little clip so you can pretend your phone is a really unwieldy gameboy.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

also someone released a fan translation for this mario photo studio n64 kidpix ripoff thing




I don't know why this even exists. I got it and the english patch anyways though. why the hell not it's only a few megs.

[PhantomCatClock]

suck it, rob

[GreyClock]

Also implicated was the Prince and rue the day that he ever met Ep's teen.

[PhantomCatClock]

the fact that not one person in the world with vitiligo likes their skin is enough to make me think my "yeah, butâ€"" is probably wrong when I say I'd want an x-men mutation anyway

[RobClock]

suck it, rob

rude

[RobClock]

[RobClock]

video games are weird today

pokemon sword and shield 76 is the most hilarious trashfire I've seen in a while and it only keeps getting better and more broken

I haven't paid much mind to Pokemon in a number of years but everyone has been chomping at the bit about how bad Sword and Shield look. A buddy of mine from Highschool just started a lets play of Sword so I'm going to watch that to indulge morbid curiosity since there was no chance of me ever buying it to begin with.

also HALF LIFE IS BACK, I don't know if it's the same guy writing it but if it is HOO BOY. I wonder if this is gonna push FPS games in a new direction like 1 and 2 did.  I'm expecting something like metroid prime 3 on dolphin-vr but more linear and with much more dialogue. or something that's merely okay at best and gets dogpiled on for not being fucking incredible.

12 years and counting

It's called Half Life: Alyx so spin-off, obviously, the question then becomes whether it will be a prequel/intermediary interlude to events of previous games, perhaps an exploration of her dealings with the Gman when he "plucked" her from Black Mesa, or a continuation following the events of HL2:E2 (no chance)

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I haven't paid much mind to Pokemon in a number of years but everyone has been chomping at the bit about how bad Sword and Shield look. A buddy of mine from Highschool just started a lets play of Sword so I'm going to watch that to indulge morbid curiosity since there was no chance of me ever buying it to begin with.

it's basically a 3ds game they ported 3/4 of the way through and charged 20 extra dollars for. they made all these big statements leading up to the game. it's gonna be the best pokemon ever and a celebration of the concept, they're cutting over half the pokedex to add more animations and more polish. then you've got the expectations set by other nintendo franchises pushing the envelope with their switch iterations. none of this is achieved, and every hour after it came out new shit was being discovered about how lazy it is. the most recent thing I saw was a modder modding in one of the cut pokemon in less than ten minutes, and most of the time was spent waiting for copypastes to resolve. I don't even care about the dex cut I just love all the lies and exaggerations over a game that barely covers the bare minimum, and the insane level of cultish brand loyalty from people defending it as the best pokemon ever. when did brands becomes borderline religions?

in reality though it's not irredeemable garbage like fallout 76 or something. if you were fine with sun and moon and you want a pokemon adventure to run through, you'll be satisfied with this. also galar weezing is the most dapper fartball ever which almost justifies all of this. but god damn am I enjoying the "pregame" so to speak.

12 years and counting

It's called Half Life: Alyx so spin-off, obviously, the question then becomes whether it will be a prequel/intermediary interlude to events of previous games, perhaps an exploration of her dealings with the Gman when he "plucked" her from Black Mesa, or a continuation following the events of HL2:E2 (no chance)

I'm guessing a prequel but it could technically follow the episode 3 plotline. but if it's a prequel I dont know what they'll do about eli's voice actor dying. and I was being serious about people shitting on this if it isn't legendary, I think that's gonna be an issue. it could very well be the best shit ever or just okay, but I don't think it's gonna be bad at least. if the original writer is back it's going to at least be worth it for the story. hopefully he has the time, apparently he's been busy helping his niece's struggling vegan smoothie shop.

but most pressingly, if you're playing a first person game as alyx vance, how are you going to stare at her ass? and even besides that, while her ass was cutting edge back when half life 2 came out, we're in a post-2B industry now. ass technology has evolved in valve's absence. I think one of the soul caliber games has individual asscheek physics. solid snake's brawl ass was so great and powerful that it had to be sealed away for smash ultimate's release. hows is valve going to compete?





also there's rumors the new star wars kills off every original trilogy character and rey defeats palpatine, who's original defeat turns out to not have mattered. I hope they don't fix that in editing I want to see the reactions to this it's gonna be amazing.

[PhantomCatClock]

your post just summed up my degeneracy year tbh it's been fun to sit back and watch not media, but the metamedia

[PhantomCatClock]

speaking of degenerates, my WoW friends didn't laugh at this when I said it whip-crack instant during conversation so now I have to say it here awkwardly and explain it first


so in warcraft comma world of, gnomes are very small. there is a new race coming out for the game, mechagnomes. Robot gnomes, as it were. I already have a racial slur for them, being on the other team: short circuit

[RobClock]

I saw the mechagnomes and they look nothing like the WOTLK mechagnomes which begs the question; why


Good pun tho bro props