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[patriotclock]

congrats

thx
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Amen

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congratulations homeownerpatriotclock!

[patriotclock]

congratulations homeownerpatriotclock!

how did you find my new house on zillow so quickly smh

[Slurpee]

woke up at 6 to go vote today because I'll be at school or commuting between 8:30am and 11pm
had to get there right as it opened to not be late for anything

but it'll all be worth it when elena condes is elected judge of the county superior court

[Slurpee]

I've been doing this running gag of posting about local elections nobody could possibly give a shit about for 12 years

I voted for Lori Hancock for state senator for the 9th state senate district

I don't think anybody has ever found it funny
let me know in the comments if you've ever found it funny

[Slurpee]

partial list of presidential candidates from the sample ballots they sent me:

"phil collins"
https://ballotpedia.org/Phil_Collins

vermin supreme
https://ballotpedia.org/Vermin_Supreme_(New_Hampshire)

ZOLTAN
https://ballotpedia.org/Zoltan_Istvan

[PhantomCatClock]

when phil collins dies can you remember to post in the celebrity death thread but say phil coffins thanks

[Slurpee]

I'll do my best

[PhantomCatClock]

put our service to the test

[Slurpee]

try the greyclock it's delicious

[Slurpee]

don't believe me? [dsmd][/dsmd]

[PhantomCatClock]

is [redacted] slang for tornado

[RobClock]

when phil collins dies can you remember to post in the celebrity death thread but say phil coffins thanks

RIP Mustard Tiger
1947-2013

[Slurpee]

is ████████ slang for tornado

man don't use a wizard's true name what the hell

[Slurpee]

billie eyelash's bond theme has the lyric "fool me once / fool me twice" and I mentally finish "fool me chicken soup with rice" literally every single time I hear it which is often because it's a good song and I've been listening to it a lot I like bond themes

[Slurpee]

lmao billie eyelash

I'm fucking stupid

[Slurpee]

I'll do my best

andross won't have his way with me

[zl]

if my vote was a groat, it would have retained the endosperm, the germ, and the bran.

but instead of that bundle of nutrients I got a sticker and a very difficult time finding the will to get out of bed this morning

why be a socialist when you could be an oatcialist

[PhantomCatClock]

i am a brocialist in that i go to every rally meeting and wait at the end, no matter how long it takes, to be face to face with the candidate


the first one to take me up on my fist bump offer gets my vote

[RobClock]

The contractors arrive in 30 minutes. I'm nervous as fuck, my stomach is rolling over.

First day of the rest of my life right here