h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[GreyClock]

I don't know. I just made a number of assumptions and I was wondering how accurate they were.

What do you believe?

[Slurpee]

ffff yeah I'll have to get back to you
it's an interesting line of conversation and if I start typing a reply I don't know when I'll finish

[RobClock]

I still have nothing to contribute to this ongoing conversation (sorry), but I made a video after work today of me drinking a beer here it is
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it is a new beer i wanted to try and the video is mostly self justification for drinking after work on a monday

[PhantomCatClock]

I tl;dred the first part and then lost the bet because it was apparently good. Going back and reading it is on my todo list

[VCRClock]

is taco bell mild sauce a psyops placeholder to lend credibility to their hotter sauces' "hotness," or does anybody actually put that on food

[PhantomCatClock]

every taco bell sauce tastes like sour vinegar to me and i hate them all

[Slurpee]

this form could really use a "WOW FUCK YOU." button

[Slurpee]

I sent a polite, carefully worded e-mail to the financial services department asking about this, and asking if there's any way to pay my tuition fees without going through this bullshit carny payment service
and then I checked my sent messages and I accidentally also sent an earlier draft where I, in two sentences, just called it a "COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS, MADE UP FEE" from "THESE FUCKING PARASITES"

thanks for making me keep it real, gmail's shitty web client

[VCRClock]

this form could really use a "WOW FUCK YOU." button

I used to pay all my bills online except my gas bill because using a 50¢ stamp to mail it in cost less than the gas company's payment processor's "convenience fee"
that could even be the same company

[Slurpee]

the only reason for a third party to get involved with payment processing is to turn a profit, and the people deciding to hand them the keys just don't give a shit because it's not coming out of their pocket
it's always some kind of shady fucking backdoor deal, the owner of the company is somebody's fucking nephew or something

[PhantomCatClock]

or fucking somebody's nephew

[GreyClock]

In the '80s we'd be cutting edge.

[Slurpee]

say what you will about the baby boomers, but this is probably the first time in human history that there was a deadly global plague and a not insignificant portion of the population responded with "hopefully it will kill enough elderly people to stop them" and that's a remarkable accomplishment

[PhantomCatClock]

would you watch a sequel of Like Mike where instead of finding MJ's shoes and getting really good at basketball, he finds MJ's glove and gets really bad at baseball

[GreyClock]

maybe that's why zizek slobbers so much

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Youtube recommended this. You weren't kidding lmao.

Top quote: "It's one of those nice, gentle French movies where you have incest, which is portrayed as a nice secret between mother and son. I like this."

[PhantomCatClock]

someone beat foamy 🎉

[VCRClock]

unrelated:
I like to visit pornmd's live feed of shit people are searching for on pornmd when I need a laugh, and it never disappoints


"grandpa spank" and "bonus hole" are the usual amusing weirdness but I fuckng lost it at "straight tony"

'eyyy I'm fricken Straight Tony over heah! whoa, a cock to suck? only in New York bay-BEE! gabagool! halghagahlhgaghahgaghl

I still think about this post

[PhantomCatClock]

I'm thinking about Slurpee possibly six—though maybe as low as three—hours per day. Like Peter Frampton and guitar solos, however, it is never the same thought twice.

[PhantomCatClock]

• Click Steam
• Click something else with the intention to type
• Steam's loading window pops up and needs to take focus for some reason
¬ click and start typing again, one more letter
• Steam library loads. Takes focus.
¬ click and start typing again, one more letter
• Last chat loads. Takes focus.
¬ click and start typing again, one more letter
• Friends list window loads. Takes focus.
¬ click and start typing again, one more letter
• SPECIAL OFFER! Takes focus.
¬ WAIT. UGH. ...Ok, that was it. I can type in my other window, now.

[VCRClock]

• Click Steam
• Click something else with the intention to type
• Steam's loading window pops up and needs to take focus for some reason
¬ click and start typing again, one more letter
• Steam library loads. Takes focus.
¬ click and start typing again, one more letter
• Last chat loads. Takes focus.
¬ click and start typing again, one more letter
• Friends list window loads. Takes focus.
¬ click and start typing again, one more letter
• SPECIAL OFFER! Takes focus.
¬ WAIT. UGH. ...Ok, that was it. I can type in my other window, now.

WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY AIRTIGHT FVWM CONFIG