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[RobClock]

#!/bin/bash

curl -s [page URL] | grep -q "I sure xylophone do I xylophone"
if [ $? == 0 ]; then
         echo "SLURPEE POST DETECTED! REPEAT: SLURPEE HAS POSTED ON THIS PAGE!"
         echo $STAMP > $IN_FILE
fi

the word xylophone reminded me- you know that emmy award winning youtube video i made of me playing a small toy piano? Youtube reclassified that as a 'for kids' video and disabled/deleted all the comments on it. I'm not sure how I could rectify this short of taking it down and re-editing it with explosions and swear words for an R rating

[VCRClock]

I keep forgetting "linux" isn't the proper term for what we use, formally known as "knockoff unix"

we can't stop here, this is bsd country

[VCRClock]

the word xylophone reminded me- you know that emmy award winning youtube video i made of me playing a small toy piano? Youtube reclassified that as a 'for kids' video and disabled/deleted all the comments on it. I'm not sure how I could rectify this short of taking it down and re-editing it with explosions and swear words for an R rating

I am adding this to my list of Google's crimes

[PhantomCatClock]

At least, as a For Kids video, it's going to have two thirty second unskippable ads before your nine second recording.

[PhantomCatClock]

and god DAMMIT ROB we can't keep QUOTING THAT because if Slurpee doesn't post on this page we're gonna make it return TRUE anyway. Slurpee!!!!!!!!!!


fuck, I only remember how to summon the ugly clock crew members. what do I post? women?? money??? powre????





no, the one thing clurpee can't not reply to.





There was a, from what I hear, fascinating game dev conference talk about Roger Ebert's 'video games can't be art' and it makes damn good arguments for and against. I, however, did not watch it because Ebert already made great points both for and against. My one real complaint with his claim was his definition of art, but he brings that up and can't find a dictionary's definition that actually fits his claim. So he put it into words himself—which just makes me think that perhaps all these years as a critic has simply made him lose his connection with humanity, or at least with the people young enough to actually see his narrow definition IN a video game. All that being said, it was (of course) incredibly well written and I have nothing but respect for him, now. Even so much so that I named the detective in my work-in-progress novel Robclock Eggbert, after him.

[pop-tart]

petition to change site logo

[PhantomCatClock]

I'd say jlm, but we don't go to protests—we just grab our bug out bags and move to an adjacent country

[PhantomCatClock]

first they allow illwill to steal frontpage space (not to mention medals) from new artists, after already making it on NG, now this

[u2]dimJ1cQskUk[/u2]


nobody is allowed to be discovered on NG, any more. Everyone who was ever going to make it has made it.


..well, okay, maybe that was a bad example.

[Slurpee]

the one thing clurpee can't not reply to.




Roger Ebert's 'video games can't be art'

haha

[VCRClock]

first they allow illwill to steal frontpage space (not to mention medals) from new artists, after already making it on NG, now this

dimJ1cQskUk

Lost it at DRINK CUM IN SPACE. I actually played that one.

Man nobody out there today is doing interactive media like ZabuJard. Flash was easy to fuck around in, but ZabuJard games are the product of a commitment to fucking around.

[PhantomCatClock]

I actually sat there for like ten minutes thinking "what the fuck do you even use to bait a slurpeeclock trap" and was about to just make a joke out of it before inspiration struck

[PhantomCatClock]

also the whole thing was a joke but

#!/bin/bash

curl -s http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=8531.new | grep -q "I sure xylophone do I xylophone"
if [ $? == 0 ]; then
         echo "SLURPEE POST DETECTED! REPEAT: SLURPEE HAS POSTED ON THIS PAGE!"
fi


actually just worked without any editing, so now anyone can tell (or have their computer check on login) if there's a slurpeepost on the latest page, ie know if homogang.com is worth going to

[Deodorant]

nobody is allowed to be discovered on NG, any more. Everyone who was ever going to make it has made it.

Edit: Zabujard seems like the enfant terrible of newgrounds, no? Hon hon

[pop-tart]

Did that little bitch just say black people simulator fried chicken frenzy?



OK, that's hilarious.

[PhantomCatClock]

pop you can't just reply to the front page with your own icon for the title mood

[VCRClock]

this aggression will not stand

went to the portal to vote 0 on illwillpress movies

[pop-tart]

pop you can't just reply to the front page with your own icon for the title mood

Can too.

[Slurpee]

UPS:
- your package should arrive around noon today
- oh actually your package was delivered at 10:04 am. ty for using UPS
- p.s. I like your lawn gnome, wizards are cool :^)

fedex:
- your package will arrive on Saturday or Sunday between the hours of 8am and 9pm
- that package is marked as delivered ass hole what are you trying to pull
- are you trying to start some shit with u- oh wait no here it is.
- uhhhh we TRIED delivering that, nobody was home
- home all day? God, you're just full of stories aren't you
- well, listen, I'm truly sorry that, you are choosing to feel, in a way that is so unfair to us
- it'll actually be Monday. be home to sign for it or the package will be incinerated
- one of our fedex service representatives will throw it at your home from the moving vehicle and then you can just drop the signing slip off at the nearest convenient fedex location within the allotted 14 hours or we will come back for it at your own expense
- not that convenient fedex location though that one's closed. how about... the one in newark? hehheh yeeeahhh you drive those 3000 miles nasty freakass lil package bitch. you'd do anything for this package wouldn't you you sweet fucking package skank?
- actually it'll be Tuesday
- maybe
- I dunno fuck it.
- fuck you, customer. shutt he fuck up. where is my beer
- fuck you

[pop-tart]

Everything in the above post is precisely true.

[pop-tart]

Let's make a Foamy collab.

Like, not with the rat or whatever. Like in that style.

And all the rants will be copied from North Korean anti-America propaganda.