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[RobClock]

brb moving to maine

Move to Nova Scotia instead

[VCRClock]

Move to Nova Scotia instead

RobClock I hope you live many happy days before people start talking about how incoming Californians are ruining Nova Scotia

[RobClock]

Move to Nova Scotia instead

RobClock I hope you live many happy days before people start talking about how incoming Californians are ruining Nova Scotia

Californians don't come here, there's an 8 month winter. the government funnels refugees and third world immigrants through NS until they gain citizenship and move to Ontario or whatever

[PhantomCatClock]

hello i am in maine

[PhantomCatClock]

also i have not been killed

[pop-tart]

Wait, so did you go from Cali to Maine?

That's quite a relocation... opposite sides of the country.

[VCRClock]

tbh I would probably fuck California but marry Maine

[Slurpee]

brb moving to maine

hello i am in maine

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b6f61f70-2724-4652-933b-d4a8dee1fab7

[Slurpee]

did that scan?


'cause we're both in california and if youre in maine that means I'm all alone


even though we have literally never met

[Slurpee]

I posted some lyrics from a song and now I can't get the fucking song out of my fucking head and I want to take a drill bit to my temple so I deleted the post to spare anybody else from being reminded that it exists

[PhantomCatClock]

I put you in my California poem that made it into the collab





to be clear, California has some beautiful and sexy places



I lived in a shitty one



like, it wasn't Oildale, but it was the second worst.

Remember the planet in Hitchhiker's Guide with no sky? Krikkit? That's where I lived. Flat, brown, you can see the horizon in every direction, no culture, no jobs, so god damned hot every year, the sky is completely blank from April to September, highest poverty rate in the state




there's a nuance to "I moved from one of the shittiest places in California to a really nice place in Maine," and since my medium is spam, i don't need to observe it WOOOOOOOOOOHOO FUCK YOU CENTRAL SAN JAOQUIN





but really slurpee i'll knock your teeth out then surgically replace them with my own teeth before you come to. i am no longer a california.

[RobClock]

did that scan?


'cause we're both in california and if youre in maine that means I'm all alone


even though we have literally never met

Hey Slurpee move to Nova Scotia

[PhantomCatClock]

According to Google Maps, we're eleven hours apart











but it LOOKS close!

[Slurpee]

Hey Slurpee move to Nova Scotia

... alright, maybe


do they have cute dudes there and jobs where you can get paid for touching computer

[RobClock]

I asked my girlfriend if there are cute guys around here and she said "uhh yeah I guess", and I know a guy who gets paid $25/h to work a desk job at Citizenship so there's that

[PhantomCatClock]

• Nova
• Scotia
_________

Brova Brotia

[Slurpee]

absolute madness that garbanzo beans and chickpeas are the same thing

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

absolute madness that garbanzo beans and chickpeas are the same thing

I refuse to accept this

[RobClock]

rutabaga and turnip are the same thing and i have no idea why anyone would choose to say turnip over rutabaga

[RobClock]

i also have no idea why anyone would willingly eat a rutabaga and yet they seemingly worm their way into every easter, thanksgiving, and christmas dinner