marvel's biggest bone-liner

[zl]

count me in

[RobClock]

whoa whoa whoa are you guys orchestrating something? Specifically in relation to internet cartoons and newgrounds.com??

I was under the impression that this forum existed for me to check in and chat with a handful of people I've loosely associated with since I was a pre-teen and nothing else.

[PhantomCatClock]

I'm still unsure of "AS ASAP SOON AS POSSIBLE" or Christmas Eve (which is a Tuesday) is the play. We talked numbers a bit and



i am being too much of a nerd about this. poP was right to suggest a target movie instead of DETAILS

[Slurpee]

ancient tradition is to pick an underappreciated gem, like when we pushed lucky ladybug into the top 50

my gut tells me it should be something like Meroy or inappropriate or molmol: DEFENDER or a bbqbeef movie or even something just way off the radar that we didn't even make (which was the case for jazzy jones and lincolnfrog) like uhhhh battledog episode 1. something joyous but that most people are just not going to get

Prom Night is kind of perfect. something like B would be expected of us, Prom Night is so out of nowhere and so purely itself. I don't 100% love that it's based on real events though

also, reiterating for the record that I have no idea what we're talking about
wtf is tuesday takeover

[PhantomCatClock]

open newgrounds on a tuesday, it kind of rules

[PhantomCatClock]

I was one of the last comments on that thread and I still get notifications that someone reacted to my post in it

[PhantomCatClock]

https://bmxxxx.com

[Slurpee]

the three billy goats gruff
once upon a time there were three billy goats gruff
the gruff, which is what the little tufts of long hair on a goat that grows where a beard would be on a human is called, was attached respectively to three billy goats, who we're going to be focusing on for the rest of the story. the gruff is actually pretty incidental, I just wanted to talk about it.

the three billy goats, and the gruff attached to them, needed to cross a bridge to get to pasture so they could graze, but under the bridge lived a troll. the smallest goat went to cross the bridge first.
"aha!" said the troll, popping out and everything, "I will gobble you up!"
"no," said the smallest goat, "eat my brother instead! he is bigger than me and will make a much more satisfying meal"
"what?" said the troll
"oh, sorry, my brother is also a goat," explained the smallest goat, "and he's also going to cross this bridge after me, and he's bigger than me. so you should eat him instead, because he'd be a much more satisfying meal."
"why?" asked the troll, feeling like he was missing something
"because he's bigger than me," explained the smallest goat. "he'd be a much more satisfying meal."
"ok first of all that's your brother" said the troll
"fuck him" said the smallest goat
"wow, okay," said the troll, "not my monkeys not my circus. more importantly, why would I not just eat both of you?"
"... what?" said the smallest goat
"oh my god," sighed the troll, "why would your brother being a more satisfying meal mean that I don't also enjoy what I can from eating you?"
the smallest goat stared at him blankly.
"logically," the troll explained irritably, "if it's more satisfying for me to eat more goat, it would be even more satisfying to eat both of you than to eat just him."
"no, no, I got that, I hear what you're saying," said the smallest goat, thinking it over. this seemed really wrong to him. "ok hold on I know this... why would..."
the troll waited patiently. he was pretty sure the smallest goat wouldn't have a good answer.
"no, no, okay, yeah, right, I got it," said the smallest goat, "you'd be too tired? to catch him? no, that doesn't make sense, why would I know how much stamina you have? hold on. it was... there's a good reason, I swear."
the troll gave him a sardonic look.
"oh!" said the smallest goat, "no, right, it's not that there's more meat, it's, like, he's beefier. richly marbled. I'm really stringy and not worth the effort of getting the meat off of."
"well, no, I just eat you guys whole," said the troll.
"troll," the troll added, pointing at himself.
"ah," said the smallest goat, "right. but that's why, though, isn't it? too much fur on me. the fur to good bits ratio is all off, I'd be all cottony."
the troll nodded, "makes sense."
"really?" the smallest goat said, "I mean, uh- yeah! see? told you there was a good reason."
the troll nodded.
"so I can pass?" the smallest goat said, hardly believing his luck.
"what? no. hell no," the troll said, bitchslapping him off the cliff
"troll!" he shouted as the smallest billy goat plummeted into the the river below. don't worry, he was fine. the river was quite deep, and it was choppy that day. it was pretty high up, though.

the middle goat was to cross next, but since the plan was just for the biggest goat to beat up the troll anyway, he decided to just wait for his brother
"let's just jump him and be legends," said the middle goat.
"dude fuck yes. haha fuck yeah. YES," said the biggest goat.

[Slurpee]

https://bmxxxx.com

lol, but also, odd little rabbit hole

acclaim has been out of business for ages, and I'm pretty sure a disney subsidiary ended up with their assets, so I did a whois lookup to see who owns it currently, and it's credited to sav.com, a registrar, in 2021, which is kind of like godaddy in that it usually means it was registered by a private individual instead of a large corporation

a look into the wayback machine shows that between acclaim going down and the 2021 registration, the site had actually expired and was being squatted, so it's not a space jam situation where it just never went down, it looks like somebody made a conscious decision to bring it back, which would explain why all the careers etc links are dummied out, but doesn't explain why someone would do this other than that it's hilarious I guess

picture of my giant autistic face getting larger and larger and spontaneously turning into justin whang

[PhantomCatClock]

that makes it so much better

[VCRClock]

yeah it's not optimal I couldn't get the photos of the Miss BMX XXX contest winners off the wayback machine, but $20 a year for a bmxxxx.com email address is worth it to me

[Slurpee]

https://playcebo.itch.io/12-word-searches

would you believe me if I told you this print-and-play wordsearch game has amazing level design

[PannacottaClock]

writing prompt: a world where every baby has to be named after its favorite food so everyone is named Milki

One day you meet a baby named Human Meat

[PhantomCatClock]

in runescape, the mountain trolls are named after the first thing they eat and Milk is the only chill one who helps you out. The biggest one is named Dad, and other names include My Arm and Stick

I would be named either Peas or Saline Solution because apparently i would not eat babby food

[Slurpee]

take me down to tautology city
where I'll be in tautology city

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee, why hasn't your name changed. what was the first thing you ate?????????????????

[VCRClock]

take me down to tautology city
where I'll be in tautology city

I guess that's why they call it the blues
'cause it's the blues

[VCRClock]

I thought there was already a ccbt post about songs like Tennessee Waltz where you put the song called Tennessee Waltz on, and it's a song about people dancing to the song called Tennessee Waltz. You imagine the song that is being referred to must be different from the one you're listening to, if the person who wrote the song you're listening to was writing about people dancing to a song that already existed, but then you play every version of Tennessee Waltz and it's still the song about people dancing to the other Tennessee Waltz

[PhantomCatClock]

monster mash was one

[PannacottaClock]

crocodile rock does not exist