gary brolsma tank n spank

[VCRClock]

take my hand, we'll naked I swear

it doesn't really matter if we naked or not

[PhantomCatClock]

we've got each other, and that's a cock

[PhantomCatClock]

jesus christ and they're all better

[PhantomCatClock]

i say, minutes before i click Denver das Last Dinosaur

[Slurpee]

got 99 bitches and it's a problem

[PhantomCatClock]

nintendo switches but they're all 1

[Slurpee]

picture the 90's


whatever you're picturing, there was at least 70 times as many dashikis as that. please multiply the number of dashikis you're picturing by 70. that's how many dashikis there were.

[VCRClock]

in the late 1990s, the era when everybody's URL homepage address on the World Wide Web followed formats such as

geocities.com/Tokyo/Subway/3449 or

thingfurrieslike.stemschool.university.edu/~firstname/index.htm

and Google was barely a rumor (you were using dogpile.com to aggregate results from all the other shitty search engines fyi)

if you weren't at home with the website URL bookmarked in your browser, you would have to either write it down or memorize it

as a kid I liked license plates, and one of the websites on license plate Internet was located on danshiki.oit.gatech.edu. that was in my memory bank for a bit

anyway if you google that partial web address now, people talking about the license plate website is the only thing that pops up

what this means is: there are actually about 70 more parallel danshiki webservers than I remember from the 90s, just beyond our consciousness

[PhantomCatClock]

i can't believe the topic changed to something awesome just in time for the homestuck show to get announced

[PhantomCatClock]

being contractually obligated to produce one piece of art, no matter how small or quickly, per year is the one thing keeping me from reenacting the scene from american werewolf in london but instead of a werewolf i do a gross bone-cracking transformation into a fucking normie

[VCRClock]

being contractually obligated to produce one piece of art, no matter how small or quickly, per year is the one thing keeping me from reenacting the scene from american werewolf in london but instead of a werewolf i do a gross bone-cracking transformation into a fucking normie

something like this, but the "at least one thing per year" just happens to not be an animated cartoon for me for the past decade plus. as a high schooler i never imagined that adult life would involve so much fighting against being "tIrEd frOm wOrK" just to accomplish anything cool, ever. some people get to accomplish cool things at work but somehow that's not me right now. hm.

anyway i'm here in ccbt because i looked something up on wikipedia and found a vintage survivor "In popular culture" section featuring the one time the article subject was used as a two second throwaway gag on The Simpsons

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I reached rank 666 and unlocked the necronomicon it's a clock day unmiracle

[RobClock]

Happy clock day 

[EvilBeanClock]

I reached rank 666 and unlocked the necronomicon it's a clock day unmiracle

jealous

[EvilBeanClock]

Anyway I hope you all are prosperous and healthy.

[PhantomCatClock]

[Losperman]

Happy Clock Day, suckas. bigbadron also sends his love. We're playing Peak and I'm dead. So. Yep.

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there isn't anyone who didn't vote. WHAT Soh wait no there is one guy nevermind

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Inkwell getting daily first warms my heart