h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[PhantomCatClock]

god, there's a great slurpeepost that i want to keep up with and I can't find my thesaurus. i'm mad. very mad. very very mad. i'm very very very very mad about this.

[VCRClock]

yo dude, gen z here! what's a thesaurus

[PhantomCatClock]

gen z is smarter than we are and here you sit trying to shoot the sun with a slingshot

[VCRClock]

i got algorithmed a youtube video where someone who sounded gen z decided to challenge themselves to order a pizza from a blu-ray player

not a super complicated hardware exploit, the device had built-in streaming "apps" built on web, so step one was just to successfully direct DNS requests for streamingwebsite.nl to google.com

step two is write some javascript to get mouse focus, enable spatial navigation, and write your own softkeyboard so you can use the remote buttons to type

anyway he did it he ordered the pizza

is it a cancer cure? no, but that useless project is so much cooler than whatever I've been doing with my spare time most of the time

[PhantomCatClock]

meanwhile i struggle with pushups, one of the least intellectually challenging exercises in the market

[PhantomCatClock]

a cube would help

[PhantomCatClock]

i can lose a frankly alarming amount of blood without getting pale or dizzy or anything, it turns out

[VCRClock]

the only way to cure phantom puke syndrome is to find the puke and lay its spirit to rest

use a wooden stake or some oxyclean

hey yo the song you can't identify on that one unmarked cassette tape you bought a while ago is "the groove" by Rodney Franklin

there are a couple of others but you'll be able to Shazam them eventually. squadalah

[PhantomCatClock]

July VCR reemerges