is he dead yet

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most alcoholic drinks completely fail in the 'crunch' category of our testing. try adding some cut-up celery to your mixes for that necessary 'cronch' or, if you're in a land where celery is not available, plain cheerios

recently ordered a smoothie online and noticed that there was a 'crunchy' option.  which I figure probably means a little less time in the blender. but then I thought, what if I order one of these smoothies with peanut butter, and request none of the other ingredients, and then check 'crunchy'

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$7 for a 32oz (fl oz, at least) peanut butter honestly isn't that bad

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Heracles' petulant cousin Obstacles, who basically just stood in his way sometimes

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ironicles

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a little guy that's sad because his butt is too big: 𑣲𞠊

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that reminds me of a funny thing i thought of by myself in the 70's

a big guy that's sad because his butt is too big: 𑣲𞠊

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oh my god i was just at the clocktopia fire station and they let me play with the smalmation 

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so is joe biden president again, or

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texas got the good ending 🌠

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oh shit no more Susan Collins? les gooo

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this is one of the most amazing posts I've ever seen
it sort of requires you to understand evangelion, yet, if you don't understand evangelion, but are familiar with it, it explains it to you in the most hilarious unexpected way possible. magnificent

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oh erm yes and the election. very good

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wake me when ted cruz is dead. wait, not him.. man, who was it everybody wanted dead? that's so weird i could've sworn there was a single The Guy. is-he-dead-yet.com isn't ted cruz. Tip of my tongue. this is gonna drive me crazy