is he dead yet

[bigbadron]

Did anyone hear that? It sounded like a story waiting to be read.

HAR HAR HAR

[Losperman]

HAR HAR HAR

[KronosClock]

Roll on the floor laughing my ass off.

Yes, I did win that one.

[strawclock]

by just now posting, i made this thread one part bigger. i should be a mod.

[TheHeartbreakClock]

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Did I do the spam right daddy?

[Losperman]

OH SHIT IT'S GAME DAY!

[Losperman]

Man I'm tired. Stupid Dragon Quest. I've lost a lot of sleep because of it. So, because I am my own boss this week, I give myself half days off. And today is virtual Friday. Yes. zzz

[GuillotineClock]

i never noteced how sexy Oswald Cobblepot is

[Losperman]

i never noteced how sexy Oswald Cobblepot is

I can't help staring at your sig every time I see it.

[Losperman]

It's time for the percolater.
It's time for the percolater.
It's time for the percolater.
It's time for the percolater.
It's time for the percolater.
It's time for the percolater.
It's time for the percolater.
It's time for the percolater.
It's time for the percolater.

DOO DOO BROWN.

[Losperman]

Here comes the hot stepper

MURDERER

I'm the lyrical gangster

MURDERER

Excuse me, mister officer

MURDERER

Still love you like that

MURDERER

[Losperman]

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[Losperman]

Oh shit I broke the table.

[Losperman]

Boooring.

[Losperman]

Hey.

[Losperman]

Starbie's presents - WHAT'S HAPPENING!

It's ladies night at Excalibur. Ladies get in free and drinks are half off with club card.

[Losperman]

Bush : Beach Boys, Beatles, let's see, Alan Jackson, Alan Jackson, Alejandro, Alison Krauss, the Angels, the Archies, Aretha Franklin, the Beatles, Dan McLean. Remember him?

Hume: Don McLean.

Bush: I mean, Don McLean.

Hume: Does "American Pie," right?

Bush: Great song.

Hume: Yes, yes, great song.

Unidentified male: . . . which ones do you play?

Bush: All of these. I put it on shuffle. Dwight Yoakam. I've got the Shuffle, the, what is it called? The little.

Hume: Shuffle.

Bush: It looks like.

Hume: The Shuffle. That is the name of one of the models.

Bush: Yes, the Shuffle.

Hume: Called the Shuffle.

Bush: Lightweight, and crank it on, and you shuffle the Shuffle.

Hume: So you -- it plays . . .

Bush: Put it in my pocket, got the ear things on.

Hume: So it plays them in a random order.

Bush: Yes.

Hume: So you don't know what you're going to going to get.

Bush: No.

Hume: But you know --

Bush: And if you don't like it, you have got your little advance button. It's pretty high-tech stuff.

Hume: . . . be good to have one of those at home, wouldn't it?

Bush: Oh?

Hume: Yes, hit the button and whatever it is that's in your head -- gone.

Bush: . . . it's a bad day, just say, get out of here.

Hume: Well, that probably is pretty . . .

Bush: That works, too. ( Laughter )

Hume: Yes, right.

[Losperman]

Bush : Beach Boys, Beatles, let's see, Alan Jackson, Alan Jackson, Alejandro, Alison Krauss, the Angels, the Archies, Aretha Franklin, the Beatles, Dan McLean. Remember him?

Hume: Don McLean.

Bush: I mean, Don McLean.

Hume: Does "American Pie," right?

Bush: Great song.

Hume: Yes, yes, great song.

Unidentified male: . . . which ones do you play?

Bush: All of these. I put it on shuffle. Dwight Yoakam. I've got the Shuffle, the, what is it called? The little.

Hume: Shuffle.

Bush: It looks like.

Hume: The Shuffle. That is the name of one of the models.

Bush: Yes, the Shuffle.

Hume: Called the Shuffle.

Bush: Lightweight, and crank it on, and you shuffle the Shuffle.

Hume: So you -- it plays . . .

Bush: Put it in my pocket, got the ear things on.

Hume: So it plays them in a random order.

Bush: Yes.

Hume: So you don't know what you're going to going to get.

Bush: No.

Hume: But you know --

Bush: And if you don't like it, you have got your little advance button. It's pretty high-tech stuff.

Hume: . . . be good to have one of those at home, wouldn't it?

Bush: Oh?

Hume: Yes, hit the button and whatever it is that's in your head -- gone.

Bush: . . . it's a bad day, just say, get out of here.

Hume: Well, that probably is pretty . . .

Bush: That works, too. ( Laughter )

Hume: Yes, right.

How did that guy end up interviewing the president? He's not very good at his job, and he asks stupid ass questions.

Hume: Shuffle.

Bush: It looks like.

Hume: The Shuffle. That is the name of one of the models.

Bush: Yes, the Shuffle.

Hume: Called the Shuffle.

Nice, thanks for clearing that up. What was it again? Let's waste some more air time on the name of the fucking device, which happens to not be the model that Bush is holding right in front of your blind ass face.

Hume: So it plays them in a random order.

Bush: Yes.

Hume: So you don't know what you're going to going to get.

Bush: No.

Hume: But you know --

But you know... what? That it will play them in a random order? Because no one knows what the fuck shuffle is. Wait, isn't that the name of the device? The one that isn't actually being discussed because it's not the one the person you're interviewing actually has?

I think Fox just didn't want to embarass Bush by having him interviewed by someone with half a brain, so they got someone who is actually inferior in the intelligence department.

And if you read that news story about a year ago about Bush's iPod playlist, they made a big deal about him not having any blacks or women on his list. Now, all of a sudden, he's got such a diverse playlist with blacks, whites, men, women. Way to cover your ass there, guys.

Ok, I'm done.

[Losperman]

Only an hour and thirteen minutes until I can leave work. I am so fucking bored. I am trying to write a story but I am stuck. And I'm bored. Very bored.

[Losperman]

Here comes the big boss (huh huh!) let's get it on. They took a bow and made a stand, starting swaying with the hand, a sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trick.