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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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Quote from: RoyMale masturbation became an even more important image in ancient Egypt: when performed by a god it could be considered a creative or magical act: the god Atum was believed to have created the universe by masturbating to ejaculation, and the ebb and flow of the Nile was attributed to the frequency of his ejaculations. The ancient Greeks had a more relaxed attitude toward masturbation than the Egyptians did, regarding the act as a normal and healthy substitute for other forms of sexual pleasure. They considered masturbation a safety valve against destructive sexual frustration. The Greeks also dealt with female masturbation in both their art and writings.

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masturbating is healthy, but not for black guys because if they masturbate they get AIDZ


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Dude thats racist if I had a large horsecock too I could get aids just as easy and im super white. Mexicans can get it too. :sombrero:

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Quote from: Patriot ClockDude thats racist if I had a large horsecock too I could get aids just as easy and im super white. Mexicans can get it too. :sombrero:
you see the niggers have aids, and they are tricky, because the niggers   are different, they hate us, and so they try to pass over their aids to you, and when you have aids your skin dies, and you turn into a nigger too

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also before they have sex with you to give you aids they say: we are nigger. resistance is futile. you will be pimped

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Quote from: SlashClockyou see the niggers have aids, and they are tricky, because the niggers   are different, they hate us, and so they try to pass over their aids to you, and when you have aids your skin dies, and you turn into a nigger too

Is becoming one of them really a bad thing? My penis would become as large as my pant legs though. Id always have to wear long pants except when im playing baketball of course.

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also they try too make it seem that being pimped is cool and trendy, but IT'S A TRAP!! they only do this to change you into a nigger
but this isn't all, no there was one nigger who returned from being black
but they try too make him seem evil and bad by saying hes a kiddy raper
who is this great man you ask? well that's our prophet michael jackson

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Quote from: Patriot ClockIs becoming one of them really a bad thing? My penis would become as large as my pant legs though. Id always have to wear long pants except when im playing baketball of course.
silly tricks, their penis is in reality not very long and you're nearly temped by this trick to be turned into a nigger
sure a big penis sounds swell but it's just a fake their real penis is under the fake








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go wash your penis little girl, your daddy has waited the whole day for tonight

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Quote from: SlashClockgo wash your penis little girl, your daddy has waited the whole day for tonight
WELL HE CAN KEEP ON WAITIN', 'CAUSE I'M WATCHING MY SOAPS TONIGHT!!

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