Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 26, 2026, 11:26:42 PMout of date

the calendar should have some more for you

what is the hour you posted that post

what is the real timestamp

what are you hiding

there's an episode of Pokemon where Team Rocket is bullying a nerd and they stop and go "what's that sound?" and they show the nerd quivering and Team Rocket goes "his knees are shaking!"
and as a I kid I remember thinking that was really stupid because nobody shakes in fear so hard that their knees rattle, that's not a thing

then I got a little older and learned about how american localization companies would make huge changes to make things more kid-appropriate by american standards, like painting bikinis onto naked women, shit like that. and one day I remember the nerd's knees shaking and I was like "ohhhh... dude, I bet he was pissing himself"
it explains everything. because you'd hear a dude pissing himself and would probably not realize what the sound was at first, and it explains "his knees are shaking" because it's a hasty cover-up you could go with because the stance you'd take if you were peeing your pants would look like your knees were bumping together, and the camera would be focused on that area

I looked up the original japanese episode, and, nope, I was wrong, it was his knees shaking. which brings me back to my original child self's point of what the fuck

I have posted about piss every other night for THREE NIGHTS and will continue to do so for ONE HUNDRED YEARS or I won't.
which is true? buy the t-shirt to find out

Page of the Tenfold Beast Who Is Bad at Math

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 28, 2026, 03:32:26 PMPage of the Tenfold Beast Who Is Bad at Math

hehe

today:
- two people climbed the empire state building and hung up a flag that said something about love and then got engaged. fine. I don't care
- was duke nukem's bbirthday. happy birthday duke
- was postal service appreciation day. or postal worker appreciation day? I'm not gonna check, but thank you postel service and workers, I appreciate you =)
- a catholic archbishop went rogue and tried to consecrate four new bishops without the pope's mandate. all five men have been automatically excommunicated. like the pope didn't do it, they excommunicated themselves by doing this. apparently they're still mad about the second vatican counsel from 1965 lol. dorks.
- sony announced they would stop producing new video game discs and were going all digital and also that they were closing the ps3 store. this comes shortly after they decided that a bunch of customers' digital purchases of movies no longer count and the people who bought them no longer own them. this is also stupid
- the u.s. beat bosnia in soccer. and is NOT going to be the only soccer world cup host country to not make it into the final 16. apparently we are hosting the soccer world cup? who knew? anyway getting into the top 16 is basically winning, so congratulations to america

this has been THE NEWS. it's too many. no more news for a while. thank you for reading THEW NEWS.

the "americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system" meme but 'America is 250 years old today! That's as old as three Donald Trumps'

i played video games all day but i trust nothing cringe happened

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 04, 2026, 08:36:55 PMi played video games all day but i trust nothing cringe happened

as I said, no more news for a while