Omegle - The Internet At It

[Topcatyo]

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Stranger: Im an agent looking for cam girls of all types .. need some income? contact me and I'll see if you fit in our program.. email johnnygrndl@gmail.com
You: You're an agent, you say?
You: What's your number.
You: Are you 007?
You: If so, your next mission objective info can be found in Moscow.
You: There will be a man reading a newspaper several decades.
You: You must say to him "How goes the invention of the flying machines."
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You: I am a sex predator
Stranger: good
You: do what I say or I WILL RAPE YOU
Stranger: im a sex raptor
You: but you'd like that, wouldn't you?
You: you kinky bitch
Stranger: ha you guessed it
You: bend over, it's time for a good old-fashioned rape
Stranger: uhm you dont usually bend over for a rape havent you ever seen the watchmen?!
You: book or movie?
Stranger: oh wait bitch bent over nvermind
You: she was bent over in the movie
Stranger: ha i loved that movie
Stranger: dr manhattens balls in your face!
Stranger: yummy
You: it was ok, I didn't much care for it
You: I didn't enjoy it until my second time watching it
You: anyway, to the rape
You: I AM THE KING OF THE SEX JUNGLE
Stranger: hmmm i dont know not alot of people live in the jungle what if your really good in the jungle but not the city huh
You: "urban jungle"
You: sorry, "concrete jungle"
You: fuck, I don't remember the expression
Stranger: oh thank god i wouldnt want to get raped by an unexperianced 13 year old
You: then you're in luck
Stranger: how old are you anyway
Stranger: if i may ask
You: 78
Stranger: goodness gracious you must be saggy!
You: but I've been around the block a few times
You: whippersnapper
Stranger: ha so wouldnt that mean your saggier....hmmm not sure never sexed it up with an old dude
You: if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
You: never make a pretty woman your wife
You: this is my personal point of view
Stranger: get an ugly girl to marry you!
You: get an ugly girl to marry you
You: yes!
You: Very good!
Stranger: haha i love that song!
You: yeah, I helped make it famous to the young generation
Stranger: haha really?....how old is that song anyway?
You: very old
You: very, very, very old
You: want to see what I look like?
Stranger: sure why not
You: http://www.lemonparty.org/
You: I'm the guy on the left of the picture
Stranger: haha no thank you i fell for that a year ago!
You: I love me some cock in the mouth
Stranger: lol would you happen to use reddit?
You: what's a reddit
Stranger: nvrmind then
You: I'm not too familiar with modern technology
You: my niece showed me this website
Stranger: so you have heard of it?
You: no
You: I'm talking about omegle
Stranger: oh thats funny children on chat room sites
You: I thought most people on this website were adults
Stranger: yeah but ive encountered a few youngsters
You: I haven't been talking to people on omegle for very long
Stranger: oh well thats good there can be some real creepos
You: creepos? on my internet?
Stranger: yup
You: this is an outrage!
You: I must put a stop to this corruption
Stranger: haha you should
You: we don't need this scum on the information roadway
Stranger: especially if theres kids using this site
You: that's for sure
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[Silly Putty Clock]

Sorry to doublepost, but:

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Stranger: u should know that im not f
You: O GLORIOUS EXON!
HOW YOU SIT UPON
THAT DOUBLE HELIX FRAME!
THE FEEBLE INTRON,
HOW IT KEEPS RIGHT ON
NOT DOING ANYTHING; IT’S LAME!

YOU ARE COOL
THE OTHER GENES ARE FOOLS
YOU’RE A TOOL
BUT YOU’RE STILL COOL

TRANSCRIPTION IS WHERE IT’S AT
AND WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY FALL FLAT
POLYMERASE OF RNA
COMES TO PEEL YOU ALL AWAY
PROMOTERS TELL IT WHERE TO BIND
YOU KNOW THEY CAN’T BE HARD TO FIND

ADANINE, GUANINE,
THYMINE, CYTOSINE
RNA HAS ALL BUT THYMINE
IT HAS URACIL
INSTEAD OF THYMINE
THAT CAT IS WAY TOO RADICAL
FOR THAT RNA
DAYUM, THAT’S THYMINE

EXONS AND INTRONS ARE TRANSCRIBED
TO MESSENGER RNA
BUT NO INTRONS HEREIN DESCRIBED
EVER, EVER GET TO STAY
THAT’S DISCRIMINATION!
IT’S A FASCIST NATION!
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WHEN THOSE NAZIS LIVE IN YOU?

IT’S THEN THAT MESSENGER RNA
FINALLY LEAVES THE DOCKING BAY
OF THE NUCLEUS TO PAY
A VISIT TO A RIBOSOME,
WHICH HAS ITS OWN RNA.
IT’S CALLED RIBOSOMAL RNA!

THREE BASES IN THE RNA
MAKE A CODON, SO THEY SAY
AND TRANSFER RNA
FORMS ANTICODONS
WHICH ATTACH TO THESE IN A LOGICAL WAY
AND BRING AMINO ACIDS IN;
THUS PROTEIN SYNTHESIS BEGINS

THE AMINO ACIDS FORM A CHAIN
THIS CHAIN IS A POLYPEPTIDE CHAIN
NOT SOME OTHER KIND OF CHAIN
LIKE A NON-SCIENTIFIC-JARGON CHAIN
OR A SEND THIS TO X AMOUNT OF FRIENDS MAIL CHAIN
OR A RHYMING BRAIN RAIN CRANE LANE CHAIN
IT IS A POLYPEPTIDE CHAIN
AND IT IS A PROTEIN
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[FileCabinetClock]

Topcatyo all your posts in this thread are literally made funnier by your avatar


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Stranger: hey im looking for f with msn and webcam
You: sittin at home with my dick on hard
You: so i got a black book
You: for a freak 2 call
You: pick up the telephone
You: dial the 7 digits
You: said
You: yo this jp baby are u down with it
You: i arrived at her house
You: knocked on the door
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Stranger: parlez-vous francais?
You: Latinum
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Stranger: Hello
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: lol what?
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[AwesomeMan]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 25, guy, Florida USA

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[Zombie Squid]

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Stranger: 19 m
You: 45 m
You: mmm nom noms
You: little boy you gettin my CAWK
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: pora pooka
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[AwesomeMan]

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Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: asl

You: 219, Quagaar, Gamorian Galaxy

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Anyone who can find out what 80's show a Quagaar is a reference to will get a free pat on the head.

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This thread is terrible

[Faygo]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

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Stranger: hih

You: You won't give me candy, will you?

Stranger: noooooo

You: Mom says not to take candy from strangers.

Stranger: do u want some candy?

You: ...

You: Are you a stranger?

Stranger: yes

You: Is it candy?

You: What kind?

You: Is it good?

Stranger: yes. lollipoppppppppppppp

You: Oh good.

You: I thought you'd say dick.

Stranger: do u want some dick?

You: Sure?

Stranger: well, come here

You:

You: What's dick?

Stranger: don't know, but i now it taste fucking gooood!

You: :DD

Stranger: where are u from?

You: Lousiana

Stranger: im from sweden

You: Cool.

Stranger: i guess u are a boy

You: No...

Stranger: yees u are

You: No.

You: I'm an experimental gender.

Stranger: whats your name?

You: HE-MALE1908

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4chan has tainted this thread.

[Slurpee]

stop posting unfunny shit

[Reindeer]

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Stranger: ryan?

You: joe?

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these conversations are getting boring.

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4chan has tainted this thread.

I'm sorry

[CourgetteClock]

I had fun with this guy, one of you?

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Stranger: hello
You: hi there!
You: are you ready?
You: tomorrow is the big day!
Stranger: what happens tomorrow?
You: How can you forget? We've been secretly planning this for months.
You: I've got the car and everything
You: I got some money out of my folks' purses
You: And the launch station is only a few miles away
You: we're gonna make it man
Stranger: yea
Stranger: finally
Stranger: after so long.............
You: yeah dude
You: IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
You: I promise you
You: when we leave orbit it is all going to be better
You: and we can make sweetzero-gravit love
Stranger: wait wat
Stranger: that was not part of the plan..
You: well we didn't discuss it
You: but I figured
You: I thought you were in to me
Stranger: fuck that I'm not going to orbit with a faggot
You: dude!
You: forgot what I said ok
You: I will bring my rubber assgina
You: and Ill be fine
You: but please
You: come away with me
You: let's fly away
Stranger: NO fuck that get some girls to go with us and I rediscuss it with you
You: fuck we're gonna have to postpone the liftoff
You: I can bring my cat?
You: she is pretty firm
You: is that cool?
Stranger: no dude you said that I can't bring my donky so you can't bring your cat
You: dude my cat doesnt have shit dangling from it's ass hair
Stranger: dude my donky was awseome
You: plus your donkey's name is chelsea, and you know that reminds me of my ex girlfriend
Stranger: your cat is an asshole
You: your donkey also slightly looks like her
You: I migth fuck your donkey in orbit
Stranger: shes allways such a dick to me
Stranger: don't you touch my donkey
You: oh when she roars
Stranger: thats my donkey !
You: it's so hot
You: that donkey roar
You: HIIIII-AAAAAH
You: it gets me hard every time
Stranger: well then I will fuck your cat
You: my cat doesn't roar
You: unless you bring it's voice box
Stranger: gouing to fuck it anyway
Stranger: going to fuck it so hard it can't walk for a week after that
You: don't joke about that, you know my cat lost his legs in 'nam
Stranger: well you know your cat was so fucking high in 'nam that it tought a mine was a plate
You: yeah
You: she had a serious problem
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and now i'm going to fuck it
You: that's cool
You: it's been dead for months anyway I don't use it anmore
Stranger: dude why the hell would you want to biring it with us then !?
You: whats wrong with banging a dead, legless cat?
Stranger: well nothing I guess
You: look man we've gotta make some sacrifices, all of us
You: you, me and Gwen Stefani
Stranger: well it's going to be hard but I can try
You: you think you got it bad?
You: Gwen has been shitting water for days
You: and yet is comming with us tomorrow
Stranger: Fuck her lets but a putbluck in her ass
You: but then what am I suposed to put in my ass?
Stranger: don't know and don't care
You: well I still have two fists I guess
You: three if you count the one on my left foot
Stranger: yous till have I lost my right arm remeber
You: dude I remember I'm sorry
You: but we had to use something when we paddled our way from trasure island
Stranger: well lets put gwen do it
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[FileCabinetClock]

Stranger: hey
You: sittin at home with my dick on hard
Stranger: is that a pickup line?
You: sure, why not
Stranger: has that ever actually worked?
You: yeah
You: with a 45 year old man once
You: on omegle
Stranger: wrong target audience
Stranger: for sure
You: maybe YOUR wrong target audience
You: but i mean, it could be different for me
You: you don't know me, bro
Stranger: thats true...im not a 45 y/o peddy
You: sure, sure
You: but what does that have to do with anything?
You: besides, maybe he wasn't a pedo
You: you don't even know how old i am
You: quit making assumptions
Stranger: if he was a 45 year old dude on omegle who liked that fact that you were hard as rocks he was a pedofile
Stranger: guaranteed
You: how was he a pedo?
You: how old am I?
You: do you know?
You: no
You: you can't even spell pedophile, are you 9?
Stranger: doesnt matter how old you are, he definitly raped a child before
You: I'd fuck you.
You: NO
You: maybe he just likes hard dicks
You: doesn't mean he fucks kids dude
You: that's a negative gay stereotype
Stranger: go suck a hyena's dick with hoisen sauce
You: okay well
You: I like that song
Stranger: what song
Stranger: tell me now
You: suck a cheetah's dick
Stranger: nice
Stranger: just got a lot of respect from me
You: you too
Stranger: i actually forgive you for everything you just said because you know that song
You: you too
You: i've gotta go eat dinner
You: keep enjoying wesley willis
Stranger: ...with hoisen sauce
You: yes
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I wrote a paper on Wesley Willis for school this week.

[BlueGasMask]

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[Rabid Id]

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You: hello

Stranger: my god i haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

You: mmm u lost it early you little whore.

You:

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[FileCabinetClock]

mc snax says:
Stranger: hi
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Kombucha Clock says:
It's Batman
mc snax says:
hahahahaha

[Zombie Squid]

I wrote a paper on Wesley Willis for school this week.

thats awesome! what class was it for?