How was your day?

[TwistClock]

Well i woke up this morning- Really bad headache. I didn't want to get up but i did. Worst decision of my life. So, i walk to the bus shelter and wait for my bus. not only does it turn up late, the fucker is filled with people, so i had to wait for the next one. i finally get to work and I'm the only one in my office. Thats just swell. The only person here is some jerk called harry. No one likes him- he was a convicted Pedophile. Hard to understand how he got this job in the first place, but oh well.

At lunchtime i walked downstairs to an empty Cafeteria. There were no servers, so i just helped myself to a coffee and walked off with it. like usual, its freezing, and basically tastes like warm water, with whole milk mixed in. fucking idiots can't even make a proper coffee, let alone make food as well. That tastes like shit too. i walk upstairs to a closed door. i don't remember closing it on my way out. Must have been harry. i open the door, and I'm grabbed by the neck, and smashed along the wall. it was harry. He was eying me, and moves his other hand along my lips. he smacks me round the head. I fall unconscious.

When i awake, I'm lying naked on my office desk. my head is spinning and i can't see straight. i fall off and smash my arm on the floor. a shadow forms over me. I register it was harry, and look up at him. he is smiling, looking pleased with himself. He finds a window, and knocks his fist at it. He grins, and looks back at me. i go to say something, but my lips can't make words. I'm completely stunned. He drags me across towards the window, and only one word makes it out. i say, 'Stop...' very weakly, and he kicks my spine. i feel it crack beneath his foot, and i let out a weep.

He picks me up, and grabs my head with both of his hands. He smashes it towards the window. I suppose now is a good time to point out, i work in a 22 story building. I'm on the 14th. The window cracks, and i let out another weep. He smashes my head against the wall again, and a chunk of glass falls out. he then throws my whole body against it, and the window smashes fully. I hit the bottom in a few seconds. i can't move any part of my body. People crowd around to see if I'm OK. but its no use. i then look above to harry, smiling at me. i see him start to push my office desk out of the window. It falls.

[FileCabinetClock]

my day was cool

[TwistClock]

Thats good

[FileCabinetClock]

my day was okay

have you ever woken up and sneezed like six times and then the rest of your day is awful

[TwistClock]

Yeah i hate that

[Kombucha]

Super MC Snax saves you at the last second.

[Chalk Clock]

my day has been pretty good so far but i have work in a couple hours so well see.

[Sombra]

Are any of you guys masons?

[WobbuffetClock]

my day was pretty dixation

[mauserclock]

why is the luge even a sport

[TwistClock]

Its not, but its fun none-the-less

[peyoteclock]

it was great up until about 10 minutes ago

[DigitalLemonClock]

my gums hurt ahhghhghghg

spent the day worshipping the sun

[RocketFetus]

I called up the folks at Alienware and told them to go fuck themselves because my computer wouldnt work. But then I opened it up and saw that the cable wasn't plugged in.

[DiscoBallClock]

I have a wound in my mouth and it hurts.

Also, my day was boring as fuck.

[Clocktopus]

uh my day was good, i played some hockey with my friends and realized how fun it was.

[Slash]

after school I faffed around on the internet, then I fell asleep after that I played some super robot taisen alpha gaiden, and now I'm back to faffing around again and I'll go to bed soon

[AMPEEEM]

woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

[Silly Putty Clock]

dear livejournal

[TequilaClock]

eh