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AstronautClock

#100
April 21, 2009, 04:12:37 AM
after hours of beating

SpinningCubeClock

#101
April 21, 2009, 05:08:30 AM
I thought that video was real until about 20 seconds in when I started lolling. Very well done.
hello

Dino Clock

#102
April 22, 2009, 03:39:53 PM
Shit and Puke enhance the sexual pleasure.
Having a bubble bruv

DingleberryClock

#103
April 22, 2009, 03:44:24 PM
Quote from: Doc Martin;1564820Most chicks who have been raped will admit at some point that it was the best experience of their life.

I actually meant that, it's not a myth.

CrustClock

#104
April 22, 2009, 06:30:05 PM
incest is okay if between female identical twins

DingleberryClock

#105
April 22, 2009, 06:42:45 PM
Quote from: CrustClock;1565035incest is okay if between female identical twins

Well, pretty much every chick I've ever known who had a sister, either fucked the sister's boyfriend, or were cheated on with their sister.

I knew one chick that stole her sister's vibrator even.

Roman Collar Clock

#106
April 22, 2009, 07:27:01 PM
wut
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

CrustClock

#107
April 23, 2009, 01:16:53 AM
Quote from: Doc Martin;1565042Well, pretty much every chick I've ever known who had a sister, either fucked the sister's boyfriend, or were cheated on with their sister.

I knew one chick that stole her sister's vibrator even.

thats not incest yo

TequilaClock

#108
April 23, 2009, 01:33:23 AM
Cleaning the pool is the sexiest job ever

DingleberryClock

#109
April 23, 2009, 10:04:00 AM
Quote from: CrustClock;1565197thats not incest yo

But it's very hot

AMPEEEM

#110
April 23, 2009, 02:36:31 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1565201It's a safe and good idea to have unprotected sex with multiple skanky strangers.

The majority of people on Planet Earth walk into most situations and appointments expecting an orgy of some kind to take place.

mauserclock

#111
April 23, 2009, 10:36:46 PM
would i have a threesome with turk and carla? sure its flattering, and im sure they wouldnt tell anyone

PowerGloveClock

#112
April 23, 2009, 10:49:29 PM
Quote from: Maus;1565649would i have a threesome with turk and carla? sure its flattering, and im sure they wouldnt tell anyone
no they just want you to be best man
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Whipped Cream

#113
April 24, 2009, 12:38:03 AM
Quote from: aMPm;1564679Well now you are just getting into preferences. Thats about as much of a myth as old people shitting on each other. It happens.
Next your going to tell me two handed fisting isnt the proper way to stimulate the g spot

SpongeClock SquarePants

#114
April 24, 2009, 03:48:13 AM
Get a job as a pizza delivery man.  Sex is guaranteed with every delivery.

Loki Clock

#115
April 24, 2009, 10:35:46 AM
It's not rape if it's your mother.

Loki Clock

#116
April 24, 2009, 10:36:46 AM
Or if she's dead.

AMPEEEM

#117
April 24, 2009, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: Loki Klokka;1565799Or if she's dead.

Alright and on that note, goldmine this bitch

DrClock

#118
April 24, 2009, 11:04:16 PM
Quote from: aMPm;1563921When a woman looks inside a man's pants she always looks pleasantly surprised to find a cock.
hahaha

DingleberryClock

#119
April 24, 2009, 11:07:14 PM
Quote from: aMPm;1565987Alright and on that note, goldmine this bitch

stfu faggot
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