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Hey Ikea shipping charges: fuck you

Farted by F U Clock, May 04, 2009, 02:17:13 PM

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F U Clock

Apparently Ikea charges $250 for delivery to my apartment. I figured it was because I'd ordered a lot of things, but I tested it with just one end-table whose package is like one square foot, and the cost was $240. What the fuck.

PirateClock

I think ikea works with the I'm a edgy teen circle system, where they draw circles on a map surrounding their store and set standard prices for every circle. So the further away you live, the more you pay.
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Steve

FEEL LUCKY.
I LIVE NEXT DOOR AND IT WAS $600 TO PICK IT UP PERSONALLY.

F U Clock

Quote from: Steve;1572228FEEL LUCKY.
I LIVE NEXT DOOR AND IT WAS $600 TO PICK IT UP PERSONALLY.

Wait, what? You mean, just the cost of the items right?

Steve

No that was ontop of what i paid for the desk.

F U Clock

Quote from: Steve;1572233No that was ontop of what i paid for the desk.

...Whaaat was the $600 for? Did they drive it out to your house or something?

I've been thinking about driving down there (fucking five hour drive for me) and cramming everything into my car. I would just pray it all fits.

Steve

Nah i went to them personally to collect the thing

F U Clock

Quote from: Steve;1572241Nah i went to them personally to collect the thing

...So they just charged you $600 extra becaaause they're assholes? I don't think that's legal, dude.

Steve

I know, that's why i just picked up my desk and walsed out

F U Clock

I'd swear them off for good if I didn't think this would look bitchin' in my apartment.


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PirateClock

Quote from: RonaldReaganClock;1572275Haha you guys shop at IKEA.

Not all of us still live with their parents.


Also Ikea has some nice stuff, well at least for a couple of months because it will pretty much fall apart after a while, but what did you except for that kind of money.
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F U Clock

Quote from: RonaldReaganClock;1572275Haha you guys shop at IKEA.

Dude, did you see that CD rack? It looks fly as fuck.

Silly Putty Clock

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Marlin Clock

Quote from: F U Clock;1572290Dude, did you see that CD rack? It looks fly as fuck.
It looks impractical and easily tipped over.

buttplug

Quote from: F U Clock;1572290Dude, did you see that CD rack? It looks fly as fuck.

Maybe if I owned 500 cds. I have less than 10.

F U Clock

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1572293It looks impractical and easily tipped over.

All fashionable stuff is impractical and somewhat stupid.

Marlin Clock

I've come to realize that.

Doesn't mean I accept it.

INoodleClock

Doesn't it screw onto the wall in several places? I had two smaller than that one from IKEA - it's was awesome.

Kaijuclock

its made of wood, there for you can make it yourself.



that means ikea can go eat a dick