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Farted by TequilaClock, May 15, 2009, 04:21:03 PM

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Marlin Clock

How does one have sex with a robot with no apparent dong?

Kombucha

Jugger has a dong, but as you said it's not apparent.

Marlin Clock

I got secret insider info that the next Ace Attorney game will be:

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Apollo Who? Sounds Like A Faggot To Me.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Jugger;1579804There's going to be a new Advance Wars game where you play as Jugger and conquer Omega Land, Macro Land, and Cosmo Land and have sex with every other CO.

Who told you you could stop being kumborchol?

Kombucha

I told myself. Then I told Losperman.

salt

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1579802Bad Ass Aryan For Life Cuz'

um...



anyways yeah i hope some stuff on the star wars MMO by bioware will be shown

really interested in what Halo ODST will be

of course bioshock 2 but i've already seen a lot and kinda have an idea i guess

and the new GTA DLC should be good i hope
hej.

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TequilaClock

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1579811I got secret insider info that the next Ace Attorney game will be:

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Apollo Who? Sounds Like A Faggot To Me.
I concur. God damn it Capcom, you first feed us and then you slap us.

PossumClock

Quote from: Abe Frohman;1579811I got secret insider info that the next Ace Attorney game will be:

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Apollo Who? Sounds Like A Faggot To Me.

i'll buy it

Kombucha


Kaijuclock

Quote from: Jugger;1580318Apollo Creed: Ace Attorney

hahahah i was just thinking that same shit.

Kombucha

Quote from: Al Azif;1580319hahahah i was just thinking that same shit.
I was thinking of posting Bulk and Skull in the Power Rangers RP thread.

GearBoxClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1579726You are asking way too much.

I say the bet stays on Metal Gear Solid crashing in the Microsoft system after over 10 years of being a Sony exclusive like Final Fantasy last year.

You know what, fuckit. Nintendo Clock can control my username and title if MGS4 is brought to the 360.

TequilaClock

This just in, new Nintendo Power reveals that Tatsunoko VS Capcom comes to America, probably Europe too. Dicks explode. :reporter:


GearBoxClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1580784This just in, new Nintendo Power reveals that Tatsunoko VS Capcom comes to America, probably Europe too. Dicks explode. :reporter:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/tehgila/051609_201200.jpg

I just jizzed in my pants, great.

TequilaClock

Ok some developers like SquareEnix, Koei and Capcom are stepping back for Swine Flu bullshit.

No Dead Rising 2 or FFXIII stuff makes this much less exciting.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: TequilaClock;1582976Ok some developers like SquareEnix, Koei and Capcom are stepping back for Swine Flu bullshit.

No Dead Rising 2 or FFXIII stuff makes this much less exciting.

I really really really hope you're kidding... Gonna check kotaku right now..

TequilaClock

Destructoid (I know I whore them too much but what can I say, they are awesome) actually visited a psychic advisor to give some predictions of the companies.

Many were very spot-on and also VERY interesting. She first made a tarot reading for the status of the current companies and things could look very interesting for XBOX360 and PlayStation3 owners.

Some interesting results of the pendulum predictions are:
  • A possible Blast Corps 2
  • A Mother3 on DS (I think its far away from possible, but that would blow my mind)
  • Sin and Punishment 2 having a release date
  • Capcom announcing a new 2D Megaman like Megaman 9
  • A possible new Starfox
  • New Killer Instinct
  • The Metroid Prime Trilogy for Wii will be a head for a new Metroid Prime title.
  • A new Strider game
Now I am ultimately skeptical about psychics, but most of the details are very possible and accurate.

EtchASketchClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1587421
  • New Killer Instinct
If true then it better not suck.
Edit:
QuotePedrovay2003 asks: Will Nintendo announce it is publishing Fatal Frame IV in the US and Europe?
The pendulum responds: No.
FUCK.

QuoteTakeshi asks: Will Microsoft reveal the new Xbox?
The pendulum responds: Yes.
Wat
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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TequilaClock

Aaaaaaaaaand here I have the biggest deja vu ever.

WiiFit Plus and Shaun White Snowboarding: World Stage pretty much confirmed.

GEE I WONDER WHAT NINTENDO WILL SHOW!?

Though they also revealed "Art Academy" which makes me wonder... will this be similar to Mario Paint? mmmm...