Confessions thread

[AstronautClock]

scaley dick

[Kombucha]

I confess that the above post by Astronaut made me want to post scaly porn ITT but I decided against it.

[Pissed-on Clock]

Sometimes I wish my band would become famous just to be able to mention the Clock Crew on national television.

[screwdriver_clock]

Why does it not surprise me that 2 pages of this thread were people trying to be funny by repeating the same thing over and over? Oh well.
 
Anyway, I cried during Rain Man. And Forrest Gump. And The Bucket List. Pretty much any sad movie has made me cry.

[Clocktopus]

the idea of you being with her makes me sick.

[Poltergeist]

One cried because her cat had died the week before, apparently.

Why does sex remind your girlfriend of her cat, and make her miss it, eh? EH?

[Pissed-on Clock]

Why does sex remind your girlfriend of her cat, and make her miss it, eh? EH?

Because her pussy is getting SHREDDED

[Roman Collar Clock]

I have vomited in my bed three times already and my mom has cleaned it up every single time. Each time this happened my dad didn't talk to me for over a week. I also forgot my mom's birthday and mothersday.

I looked at your avatar right when I started listening to Layla.  It worked out rather well.

[screwdriver_clock]

gj at realizing the inherent inability for the majority of the group to have original, funny thoughts

Gotta crawl before you walk the walk like you do.

[TapedeckClock]

i find my pregnant language arts teacher strangley attractive

[Loki Clock]

This thread is asking for trouble.

Today was good, but women crying is a massive upset to the festivities.

Maybe for you.

[Blue]

I confess that every post where I've confessed deep dark secrets of my insanity, manslaughter or sex crazed lunacy have all been faked for shits and giggles. This post included.

[AnkhClock]

I got scared during Toy Story and had to leave the theater.
I was like 5 though!

[K3LTR0N]

i cried when dumbledore died guyz

[The Spoiler]

I cried when Wilson died.

[peyoteclock]

i find my pregnant language arts teacher strangley attractive

haha when i was in highschool there was a preggo teacher and once when i was taking a piss on the urinal divider someone had written: "i want to fuck miss keough's pregnant pussy" i laughed and laughed, if i was to run into the guy who wrote that today i would buy him a beer.

[FileCabinetClock]

The notion of peeing in anyone's butt is actually pretty gross to me.

you FUCKING VERMIN

[SilverClock]

ITT we admit to things.
I'll start:
today I cried after watching the music video for that johnny cash cover of that one NIN song.

That song also makes me sad. I've always loved listening to Johnny Cash.


R.I.P. homie.

[NintendrCkolc]

When I used to work at arbys, Whenever id use the bathroom I wouldnt wash my hands and id proceed to go right back to work.

I fucking hated that job, and the people ordering food only pissed me off more.

[VCRClock]

When I used to work at arbys, Whenever id use the bathroom I wouldnt wash my hands and id proceed to go right back to work.

I fucking hated that job, and the people ordering food only pissed me off more.

Im thinkin` Arbees
think outside the bun
im never thinking arbys
except when im thinking about what i dont want