You wake up..

Silly Putty Clock · May 29, 2009, 08:30:52 PM

Quote from: Jugger;1589054You can't really pillage because pillage means to take spoils by force, and you can't use force because no one is in your way. Also, unless you're the Trash Can Man, burning things is a dangerous and pointless endeavor.

It would help you know where you've used up all the resources when the cities all start to look the same.

Kombucha · May 29, 2009, 08:32:09 PM

Coal said that only the town you live in is empty.

Silly Putty Clock · May 29, 2009, 08:33:09 PM

Quote from: Jugger;1589062Coal said that only the town you live in is empty.

oh
I thought it was an end-of-the-world scenario

DecepticonClock · May 29, 2009, 09:10:38 PM

Quote from: Jugger;1589060Decepticon Clock's sports car is a Transformer.

Hell yes it is.

or

WobbuffetClock · May 29, 2009, 09:15:34 PM

what peyote said.

LuxenbergClock · May 29, 2009, 09:17:05 PM

Quote from: Jugger;1589054Trash Can Man

LuxenbergClock · May 29, 2009, 09:21:10 PM

Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1589064oh
I thought it was an end-of-the-world scenario

it can be, i kind of left it open for interpretation i guess

Kombucha · May 29, 2009, 09:51:30 PM

Quote from: this guy jetskis cabo;1589074

Hey Trash, have ya burned off your COCK yet?

WiiClock · May 29, 2009, 09:57:13 PM

i wrote a really long post about this and how it'd be complicated but i decided to backspace all of it to say fuck this thread i hope it happens to you coal

PolyhedronClock · May 29, 2009, 09:58:02 PM

I'd go outside and enjoy the town. I live in a very awesome place with trees everywhere by the roads, but I never get time to enjoy them because people and their damn moving machines always shoo me elsewhere.

TequilaClock · May 29, 2009, 10:18:25 PM

what's going on here

SwirlberryClock · May 29, 2009, 11:56:55 PM

Go on google maps, find every celebrity's house, and go sit in their computer chair and go watch porn. Then I'd say "Hmmm, so this is what it'd would be like if I was ______ and was on the computer watching porn."

Silly Putty Clock · May 30, 2009, 12:23:17 AM

build a suit of powered armor and kick zombie ass

LuxenbergClock · May 30, 2009, 12:31:59 AM

Quote from: Jugger;1589083Hey Trash, have ya burned off your COCK yet?

MY LIFE FOR YOU

Quote from: Joey;1589084i wrote a really long post about this and how it'd be complicated but i decided to backspace all of it to say fuck this thread i hope it happens to you coal

suck my DICK you wimp

AnkhClock · May 30, 2009, 12:45:32 AM

I'd try and figure out where that little girl's voice was coming from.

INoodleClock · May 30, 2009, 08:50:09 AM

Grab the nearest cardboard box and INFILTRATE.

BunnyClock · May 30, 2009, 09:47:48 AM

fight global warming

DWARFINATORclock · May 30, 2009, 06:23:32 PM

=(

KING DAVID · May 30, 2009, 07:05:31 PM

Go to zoo, let animals out.

Hunt animals with newly aquired rifle.

Build house out of elephant.

Rinse and repeat.

Roman Collar Clock · May 30, 2009, 08:50:00 PM

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1588917

You'd save your bacon only to have some woman come into your house and cook it prematurely?

News:

You wake up..