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FileCabinetClock

#60
May 31, 2009, 04:33:47 AM
i'd probably spend 20 years of my life building the tallest building ever, and then when it was done i'd jump off it and jack off at the same time.

seriously have always wanted to do that
the man, the legend

buttplug

#61
May 31, 2009, 04:36:19 AM
Quote from: KING DAVID;1589584Go to zoo, let animals out.

Hunt animals with newly aquired rifle.

Build house out of elephant.

Rinse and repeat.

when enough elephant houses are made you will have an elephant house city

name city elephant city

secede from the US

declare war on the US

win war with the US

rename country ELEPHANT LAND (yes in all caps bold italic underlined colored purple)

be king of ELEPHANT LAND

die happy in ELEPHANT LAND

Fai D. Flourite

#62
May 31, 2009, 04:37:26 AM
go out and get bacon to save

buttplug

#63
May 31, 2009, 04:38:38 AM
save bacon
eat bacon
???
PROFIT

WiiClock

#64
May 31, 2009, 05:03:42 AM
shit pure bacon is third step
HELLO EVERYONE.
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