apparently i beat my sister!!!!

FileCabinetClock · May 31, 2009, 03:51:29 PM

today my parents were leaving to go look at houses (the market is pretty great right now to buy), so they left me to watch my sister. as soon as they walk out the door, my sister (5 years old) has the fuckin worst tantrum she's ever had because they're leaving. they do this all the time, so what the fuck? she's screaming and freaking the fuck out, and my dad walks in and starts asking me shit like if i hit her. i guess he could hear her bullshit from outside. so naturally i get pissed the fuck off because i'd never hit her, and my dad tells me that i shouldn't YELL if i'm not GUILTY of anything. i told him i was yelling because i was pissed the fuck off, so he decided to take her with them because i'd obviously be too fucking dangerous otherwise.

TL;DR: my parents accused me of beating my 5 year old sister and think i'm a psychopath LOL!!!!!

LuxenbergClock · May 31, 2009, 03:53:09 PM

wow

salt · May 31, 2009, 03:54:10 PM

heheheh hey filecabinet u kno our date planned 4 tomorow nite.....

hehheh its off man im uh

busy.....

patriotclock · May 31, 2009, 03:55:31 PM

Quote from: SNAXCLOCK;1590129(the market is pretty great right now to buy)

relevant to story

Slurpee · May 31, 2009, 03:57:09 PM

cool story bro

NintendrCkolc · May 31, 2009, 03:57:34 PM

Dear diary.

Roman Collar Clock · May 31, 2009, 03:57:53 PM

When a person is lying he usually uses the parts of his brain that focus on logic and reasoning, not emotion. So emotional outbursts can sometimes be an indicator of telling the truth.

FileCabinetClock · May 31, 2009, 04:00:34 PM

Quote from: Slurpee :D;1590137cool story bro

today i went to take a shit but there was no toilet paper so i wiped with a towel

PirateClock · May 31, 2009, 04:02:44 PM

Semi relevant story:

One of my female friends has a younger sister and well.. she's fat and ugly. Thing is i just always treated her nice etc, nothing special just the occasional question to pretend im interested, mostly not to appear as a shallow cunt. So she thought i fancied her, which i didn't, and tried to kiss me. I told her i wasn't interested and made up some bullshit how she was to young. So i figured that everything was a-ok now. Wrong, couple of days later i spotted some of her hot friends and i noticed they wouldn't look at me or respond to me in anyway. I also noticed some blocked me on msn and removed me from their friends list on hyves. I asked my female friend (the ugly chicks sister) what was up and she said: "oh my I'm a edgy teen sister told everyone you sexually assaulted her, i don't think people believe her though." WELL APPARENTLY THEY DO. I'm now know for assaulting fat ugly jailbait chicks, ain't live grand.

FileCabinetClock · May 31, 2009, 04:05:26 PM

Quote from: PirateClock;1590144Semi relevant story:
ggfff

i hate people

AstronautClock · May 31, 2009, 04:06:17 PM

I defenitely like pirateclock's story better!!!!!

AstronautClock · May 31, 2009, 04:06:32 PM

I lost fate in the human species too btw

AstronautClock · May 31, 2009, 04:06:40 PM

that was long ago though

FileCabinetClock · May 31, 2009, 04:07:37 PM

pirateclock has a way better story than mine because it involves mistaken sexual assault, ye

AstronautClock · May 31, 2009, 04:09:56 PM

hit on your sister then turn her down so she spreads.. lies! and then I will like your story better because it includes incestual innuendo :] and sexual assault

FileCabinetClock · May 31, 2009, 04:12:21 PM

yes, then i'll show that pirateclock asshole

hahaha!

DigitalLemonClock · May 31, 2009, 04:18:09 PM

i beat your sister sorry dude

dont tell your parents ok

FileCabinetClock · May 31, 2009, 04:19:32 PM

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1590164i beat your sister sorry dude

dont tell your parents ok

its ok i secretly beat my sister too

wait wat

AstronautClock · May 31, 2009, 04:21:06 PM

I beat your sister with my dick. sorry bro

AstronautClock · May 31, 2009, 04:21:16 PM

everyone beat your sister

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apparently i beat my sister!!!!