News:

If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Main Menu

My girlfriend's getting a nose job

Farted by F U Clock, June 02, 2009, 07:03:57 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

F U Clock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1593453The shallowness portrayed here by some of y'all(caddilac) is embarrassing.

I think I'm prolly the most to blame for posting the picture. But then again, it's what the internet's intended for.

Odo

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1593453The shallowness portrayed here by some of y'all(caddilac) is embarrassing.

Because we all know her irl right. What else are you going to get from a picture you fucking idiot?
╔══════════════ ೋáÆ'¦â˜Æ'áÆ'¦à³‹ ══════════════â•â€"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who donââ,¬â,,¢t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋáÆ'¦â˜Æ'áÆ'¦à³‹ ══════════════╝


DWARFINATORclock

I'd totally bench press FU's girlfriend YOU CAN CALL ME SHALLOW ALL YOU WANT!!!

miracle fruit

Quote from: I'M URCHIN_CLOCK HAHAHA;1593458Because we all know her irl right. What else are you going to get from a picture you fucking idiot?
this picture no less
Quote from: FunnyUncleClock;1593423

Sinister Clock

Imagine what it would be like if she gave you a nose job. She'd probably go through an equal level of pain.

Due to anesthaesia, she would go through no pain having an operation on her nose maybe, the previous sentence suggests you have a small penis. I am quite proud of myself for my genius because noone has ever suggested that someone has a small penis for a joke or insult before.

BluezombieClock

My girlfriend broke her nose last year, but she doesn't have a deformed nose
╔═════════════════ ೋáÆ'¦â˜Æ'áÆ'¦à³‹ ════════════════â•â€"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who donââ,¬â,,¢t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋáÆ'¦â˜Æ'áÆ'¦à³‹ ════════════════╝

☣ Motionmaker[/URL]



SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: Ovenmitt;1593741nice tits.

someone had to do it, haha

salt

coal had a recent nose operation and some stuff with his upper teeth (WONDER IF HE CARES ABOUT ME MENTIONING IT FUK HIM) and it didn't seem that bad i guess

also holy shit FUclock fucking

wow nice 1 bro......
hej.

okkkkkkkk,k


http://www.last.fm/user/SaltClock


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

PirateClock

Awesome tits, she's much better than your previous girlfriend. She says hi btw.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

salt

hej.

okkkkkkkk,k


http://www.last.fm/user/SaltClock


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Loki Clock

Quote from: negroinacaddyclock;1593461You are a hillbilly.

And you have no second person plural. BAM.


Transparent

-

berimfuckyoubau


F U Clock

Quote from: berimfuckyoubau;1594028so when is this happening?¿

I think sometime next month. I'll prolly post before/ after pic.'s. Actually, I'll probably forget to. But it'll happen.

Also, Pirate, BURRRNED. I'm surprised you remember my last girlfriend. She wasn't bad... just stupid.

DrClock

Quote from: FunnyUncleClock;1591961But in all fairness, she needs one. She broke it when she was a little kid and it's curved to the side now. She also wants it reduced somewhat, but I don't really mind her intense Italian-ness. It's hard to find a picture though because she hides it... Okay here.



See how her head's turned but her nose look somewhat straight on? That shit aint correct.
Dude, that ride KICKED ASS

aerosmith!

Blue

You should invite her to the clockcrew, so that when she dumps you one of us can steal her.

At this thought, my wife and I simultaniously blurted out the name BoobClock. But I donno if thats taken.
[FLASH=http://files.myfrogbag.com/mupff0/snowflake.swf]width=670 height=200 quality=medium wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

Blue

If you don't pull her into the CC, then it proves you are insecure about yourself, and that part of you knows that she will end up with one of us... Show us how secure you are.
[FLASH=http://files.myfrogbag.com/mupff0/snowflake.swf]width=670 height=200 quality=medium wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

splatter

<-       ->