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28 Reasons to not commit suicide

Farted by zl, June 17, 2009, 04:43:37 PM

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#20
July 13, 2009, 06:31:12 AM
why I love ZombieLincolnClock
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Your choice will be misinterpreted.  If you're trying to get a message to somebody, you'll likely be better off sticking around to make sure they get it.

  Plant a seed, water it, watch it grow.  If it doesn't die, you might get a nice metaphor out of it.  If it does die...well, at least this reason kept you around long enough to kill a plant.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

camoclock is a great man

#21
July 13, 2009, 07:05:54 AM
38. Suicide is so last year
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