Harry: A Shitty Forum Adventure

[VCRClock]

You probably have a goal in mind for the character to achieve, a leave little hints about how to use specific tools to achieve those goals, but other than that, leave it open ended. Concepts should flow from there.

Also, we kind of have to like the character to make him want to do stuff, otherwise we just want the character to fail and tell it to kill itself.

The ultimate goal was not to look like a douche, but one of the flaws was that there was no way to achieve that goal in this scene (i.e. you couldn't take off the shirt -- that was nothing more than artistic laziness on my part, whereas the glasses and facial hair would have been challenges for later on.)

I thought the character would be despicable enough to want to kill from the get-go. I think the problem was that I made it too obvious that "Kill yourself using X" was the command I was looking for -- and that I was looking for that command specifically.

Also:

Bite your tongue off.

Smoke pot while wearing sunglasses and playing a musical instrument.
Also that kind of looks like Snake Clock.

Cut your face on the cardboard gas o matic so that in the future you can tell everyone you got the scar in your face from eating pineapple.

SUCCESS!

[Slash]

Finally Harries epic hell adventure can begin

[Thor]

I want a "The eighties were greaties" t-shirt. Is that bad?

[BinaryClock]

I want a "The eighties were greaties" t-shirt. Is that bad?

Bite your tongue off.

[AstronautClock]

go to hell

[patriotclock]

Didn't I tell you the knife was made of marshmallow? I don't know about you, but last time I tried to shave with a marshmallow no good came of it.

You have not yet exhausted all the possibilities of this training stage!

Nothing happens.

The bracelet, while it appears incredibly long in the first illustration, was initially intended to be a belt until somebody realized you could choke yourself with it. As a result, it was shortened and can no longer be wrapped around your neck. Told you this adventure would be shitty.

You decide to give all the other items in the room a closer look.



You attempt to stick your head into the gas oven to inspect it, but discover it is a cardboard cutout. (You wouldn't know how to use it if it was real, anyway.)

Hoping for sweet release, you turn to the pistol...



...only to find that it is a piece of jewelry about as tasteful as the rest of your wardrobe. A safety closure prevents you from strangling yourself with it. The adventure must go on. Unless...



...that vial of pills wasn't filled with Skittles. But it is. You eat some, and don't feel any more dead. Oh well.

YOU HAVE EXHAUSTED ALL THE POSSIBILITIES OF THIS TRAINING STAG--wait a second, didn't I just say... never mind.

That's all for tonight! Prepare yourselves for the rest of the shitty adventure next time, where you might even be able to go outside!!

HE WOULD GET MARSHMALLOW ALL OVER HIS FACE

[VCRClock]

HE WOULD GET MARSHMALLOW ALL OVER HIS FACE

Man at this point I still don't know if I want to continue this, but if I do I will definitely give him the marshmallow beard/Wolverine sideburns combination.

In hell.

[Marlin Clock]

Also, we kind of have to like the character to make him want to do stuff, otherwise we just want the character to fail and tell it to kill itself.

My first post originally had me demanding he give himself non-leathal wounds with all of the objects before eating the pills and sticking his head in the oven.

[Asshatclock]

if the character dies now then this will be the first adventure thread ever to be completed.

[BilliardBall10]

make leek come from a dark dimension and save him by stopping him from killin' his own face
 
because leek protects beardy ppl

[Silly Putty Clock]

lol si u

[TwistClock]

Goto Shopping mall with new look and show off to all the ladies

[salt]

question

why is harry a hipster