saw transformers tonight after work

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 08:16:27 AM

Im pretty sure this movie will own.

F U Clock · June 27, 2009, 08:50:11 AM

Megan Fox pisses me right the Hell off. For no particular reason. I guess it's just because every guy I know is always like, "Aw, so fuckin' hawt..." and it's like great, another perfect-looking woman to tease the fuck out of everybody while she does unrealistic things onscreen like date a nerdy Shia Lebeouf. At least Scarlett Johansson can act.

Thunderbolt · June 27, 2009, 08:58:49 AM

I saw it, and it didnt make any sence, how could optimus win by fusion with jetfire, seriously he mostly uses his own weapons to win, he only finishes with a jetfire move

WiiClock · June 27, 2009, 09:12:05 AM

i went and saw it and it was really long and the whole time i wanted it to be over although that may have been because i had been up for like 30+ hours but idk that's still not good i was like this movie better be over oh my godd!!!!!!

Fireman · June 27, 2009, 09:25:59 AM

also the twins in it remind me so much of jar jar binks, so fucking annoying.

WiiClock · June 27, 2009, 09:26:50 AM

Quote from: FIREMAN;1607487also the twins in it remind me so much of jar jar binks, so fucking annoying.

if jar jar binx was black and made of METAL

OvenmittClock · June 27, 2009, 09:37:19 AM

Quote from: Fat Joey;1607488if jar jar binx was black and made of METAL

Well the guy who was used to motion capture jar jar movements was black, and I'm pretty sure he also had a grill or some bling.

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 09:40:24 AM

Quote from: Fat Joey;1607488if jar jar binx was black and made of METAL

Did his circuits gleam?
Was he perpetual?
Did he keep the country clean?

Biblo · June 27, 2009, 09:42:55 AM

Quote from: FunnyUncleClock;1607470while she does unrealistic things onscreen like date a nerdy Shia Lebeouf.

Less realistic is that we're supposed to believe someone as buff as Shia LaBeouf is a nerd in the first place

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 09:44:24 AM

Quote from: Biblo;1607495Less realistic is that we're supposed to believe someone as buff as Shia LaBeouf is a nerd in the first place

I wouldn't call Shia Lebeouf buff. Besides nerd isn't a look, it's a lifestyle mang.

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 09:45:34 AM

The third movie should have a satellite robot who sings Electric Eye by Judas Priest. Not just a part, the entire song. I would watch it.

KING DAVID · June 27, 2009, 09:49:54 AM

Don't you hate it when you go to a movie with friends and they all love it but you think its stupid. And then they're all like "Maybe you didn't get it it " or "Maybe you're gay" and I'm all like "HEY FUCK YOU IT'S SHIT". I swear to god that's been happening a lot recently. Fucking robot movies.

FrostShell · June 27, 2009, 10:04:56 AM

They aren't robots. The are round magnets rolled in a box of gears and screws.

And David, find new friends. They sound like they need to be raped and killed.

Biblo · June 27, 2009, 10:14:29 AM

Quote from: PirateClock;1607497I wouldn't call Shia Lebeouf buff. Besides nerd isn't a look, it's a lifestyle mang.

Stammering a bit = nerd

F U Clock · June 27, 2009, 10:15:46 AM

Quote from: Biblo;1607495Less realistic is that we're supposed to believe someone as buff as Shia LaBeouf is a nerd in the first place

I disagree.

FrostShell · June 27, 2009, 10:18:21 AM

Who gives a flying duck how much of a nerd he is, or how buff he is. Fact is that he's a terrible god damn actor and he needs to stop ruining all my favorite franchises with his stupid god damned face.

Munglai · June 27, 2009, 10:26:14 AM

Everyone's so fucking I'm a edgy teen about story. A good story doesn't mean a fresh or smart story it just means a story that holds together and makes some sense. Die Hard isn't a smart story, Terminator isn't a smart story, hell even Taxi Driver isn't a very smart story but they're still all fucking good and that's why people still love them.

If you're going to just string a load of explosions together then great knock yourself out but you've got to string them together right.

Of course my main beef with the Transformers movies is that they got some shitty artist to redesign all the awesome robots from my childhood and make them all smooth and uncolourful and turn into gay modern cars.

Quote from: FunnyUncleClock;1607470Megan Fox pisses me right the Hell off. For no particular reason. I guess it's just because every guy I know is always like, "Aw, so fuckin' hawt..." and it's like great, another perfect-looking woman to tease the fuck out of everybody while she does unrealistic things onscreen like date a nerdy Shia Lebeouf. At least Scarlett Johansson can act.

For sure. She's just Jessica Alba 2. What the fuck do we have the internet for if people are just going to keep paying money to see shitty films where hot girls don't take their clothes off.

Thunderbolt · June 27, 2009, 10:36:04 AM

the robot that was made of 5 cars was fucking useless, it was better when he was in 5 parts, and why did he walk as a robot to the pyramid when he could drive

Slurpee · June 27, 2009, 10:42:30 AM

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1607524http://io9.com/5301898/michael-bay-finally-made-an-art-movie

lol

Slurpee · June 27, 2009, 10:44:34 AM

Quote from: 'Ghost[;1607536']the robot that was made of 5 cars was fucking useless, it was better when he was in 5 parts, and why did he walk as a robot to the pyramid when he could drive

devastator > your face

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saw transformers tonight after work