So I just found out this morning...

[TequilaClock]

Damn, even if it could not be easy to handle, I have heard that being a father is one of the most satisfying experiences ever. I can't argue with that point as I am still 18 years old and still far from getting married.

Congratulations and the best of your luck.

Also Blakeland is a very knighty name.

[patriotclock]

Name it Jeff after me. I'm the best.

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

Call it rambunctious little infant.
He/she will learn to appreciate it.

[PropagandaClock]

How old are you?

[SnakeClock]

Call it rambunctious little infant.
He/she will learn to appreciate it.

It'll be a great name when he's 43.

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

It'll be a great name when he's 43.

He'll have alzheimers by then.
ITS FLAWLESS.

[Marlin Clock]

Congratulations!

Also: If you think you'll need more money, maybe tell your boss the good news and segue that into asking for a raise?

[Loki Clock]

¡¡¡Congratulations!!!

[Loki Clock]

Also Wrench says he's gonna steal your baby and raise it as his own so WATCH UR BAK NEGER

[Clocktopus]

congratulations man!

best of luck.

[SnakeClock]

Also Wrench says he's gonna steal your baby and raise it as his own so WATCH UR BAK NEGER

He also hopes girls with cancer will die, so there we are.

[AMPEEEM]

World famous for a week if you name your child Bruce "Batman" Wayne AND its not like anyone will ever pick on the kid, I mean c'mon. Who doesn't wanna be batman.

[Loki Clock]

He also hopes girls with cancer will die, so there we are.

SORRY BUT NOT ALL OF US CARE SO MUCH ABOUT SOB STORIES.

World famous for a week if you name your child Bruce "Batman" Wayne AND its not like anyone will ever pick on the kid, I mean c'mon. Who doesn't wanna be batman.

But then he'll be sued by the Turkish.

[NintendrCkolc]

Congrats!

Def. Sneak batman into the birth certificate.

[AMPEEEM]

The idea of naming a child Batman is seriously making me lol right now.

We kinda fucked this thread up

ahem

Congrats! Good luck.

[NintendrCkolc]

If you have a daughter later on down the road name it Robin. You could totally get away with it.

"Hey bro, check out my kids Batman and Robin."

[CaramelAppleClock]

it's ok i got a blanket

well played sir

oh and if you can't really afford raising you child, asking for a raise never hurt

[TabascoClock]

Congratulations man.

[DiscoBallClock]

Congrats daddy.


This reminds me of that time when Toyota claimed he was gonna have a kid, lmao.

[Flounderpa]

Congratulations and good luck