How much does a polar bear weigh?

INoodleClock · June 29, 2009, 05:08:12 PM

I've lost my nipple, may I have yours?

TabascoClock · June 29, 2009, 05:10:09 PM

Quote from: Pabst, the Ork-dog hybrid;1608921Are you a general? 'Cause you make my privates stand up!

This is the best one here.

Kombucha · June 29, 2009, 05:11:00 PM

Quote from: INoodle;1608948I've lost my nipple, may I have yours?

Yeah but you have to buy it on eBay.

TabascoClock · June 29, 2009, 05:15:55 PM

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

Bigglesnoots · June 29, 2009, 05:23:51 PM

Quote from: Pabst, the Ork-dog hybrid;1608952Yeah but you have to buy it on eBay.

and leave a positive review!!

INoodleClock · June 29, 2009, 05:23:52 PM

If were to say you had a beautiful body.. would you hold it against me?

Munglai · June 29, 2009, 07:14:31 PM

fuck

Munglai · June 29, 2009, 07:15:10 PM

why haven't you all heard all of these before

Munglai · June 29, 2009, 07:15:38 PM

and if you have why don't you assume everyone else has?

Munglai · June 29, 2009, 07:15:55 PM

these are some things that I would like to shout at people in real life but am not allowed to because in real life I have a physical presence

Munglai · June 29, 2009, 07:16:17 PM

anyway sorry don't let me ruin your easy joke wank eachother off party

Odo · June 29, 2009, 07:19:32 PM

hey want to have unprotected sex with me

F U Clock · June 29, 2009, 07:30:46 PM

Brasky's semen can turn into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.

PepperClock · June 29, 2009, 09:58:24 PM

I THINK WE SHOULD PROLLY BE CALLING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THE 3D SET US THE FUCK UP TO LEARN HOW TO GET THE LADIES AND THEN HE MUST HAVE LEFT TO GO GET ALL THE CHICKS FOR HIMSELF! what a tricky bastard.

NintendrCkolc · June 30, 2009, 01:53:41 AM

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can totally see myself in them.

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu.

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