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Farted by rawr, August 20, 2009, 09:08:37 AM

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rawr

Ok, so where I am new, should i make sortof a welcome clock flash? And if so, about what? Any Ideas? How did you guys start flashing in CC? Should I make a new NG account for my new identity? Send me some answers Please! lol.
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AstronautClock

make an ng account and make flashes about the clockcrew

doesnt matter how long or short they are or how good or bad

DWARFINATORclock

Make a NG account and make flashes, they don't have to be about the Clock Crew but using Clock characters is an easy way to get into animation when you are just learning it.

Losperman

I would make an intro Flash that went a bit like this:

[Opens with shot of a stage with microphone in it. Various silhouettes of Clocks can be seen sitting in the audience. Slurpee Clock approaches the mic]

Slurpee: Good evening, Clocks! We have a treat for you tonight, as one of our brand new members is going to introduce herself with a few jokes! Let's make her feel warm and welcome like only the Clock Crew can! [He claps as he walks off the stage, and the audience claps as well. Your Clock character walks nervously to the mic]

You: H-hey. I'm, uh, [your Clock character]. So... hi.

Audience: ...

You: Ok, so, uh, I have some jokes here. [clears throat] How many StrawberryClocks does it take to change a light bulb?

Audeince: ...

You: It, uh, will sure take a lot seeing as how he doesn't have any hands!

Audience: ...

You: Oh, ok, uh... I have another one then. StrawberryClock, OrangeClock and RaspberryClock walk into a gay bar, and the bartender shouts "Hey! Get the fuck out of here, fruits! We don't serve your kind here!"

Audience: ...

You: See, because they were fruits, but... they weren't... ok, one more then. Knock knock.

Audience: Who's there?

You: StrawberryClock.

Audience: StrawberryClock who?

You: Really? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Audience: ... [laughter and clapping]

The end.
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buttplug

Quote from: The Batman;1651460I would make an intro Flash that went a bit like this:

[Opens with shot of a stage with microphone in it. Various silhouettes of Clocks can be seen sitting in the audience. Slurpee Clock approaches the mic]

Slurpee: Good evening, Clocks! We have a treat for you tonight, as one of our brand new members is going to introduce herself with a few jokes! Let's make her feel warm and welcome like only the Clock Crew can! [He claps as he walks off the stage, and the audience claps as well. Your Clock character walks nervously to the mic]

You: H-hey. I'm, uh, [your Clock character]. So... hi.

Audience: ...

You: Ok, so, uh, I have some jokes here. [clears throat] How many StrawberryClocks does it take to change a light bulb?

Audeince: ...

You: It, uh, will sure take a lot seeing as how he doesn't have any hands!

Audience: ...

You: Oh, ok, uh... I have another one then. StrawberryClock, OrangeClock and RaspberryClock walk into a gay bar, and the bartender shouts "Hey! Get the fuck out of here, fruits! We don't serve your kind here!"

Audience: ...

You: See, because they were fruits, but... they weren't... ok, one more then. Knock knock.

Audience: Who's there?

You: StrawberryClock.

Audience: StrawberryClock who?

You: Really? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Audience: ... [laughter and clapping]

The end.
If this wasn't already a movie it should be!!!

Losperman

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1651467If this wasn't already a movie it should be!!!

:o Thanks. {{{}}}
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KnottsberryClock

Make sure it includes the central theme of the Clock Crew:

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Steve


rawr

LOL. I'm so doing that.

Quote from: The Batman;1651460I would make an intro Flash that went a bit like this:

[Opens with shot of a stage with microphone in it. Various silhouettes of Clocks can be seen sitting in the audience. Slurpee Clock approaches the mic]

Slurpee: Good evening, Clocks! We have a treat for you tonight, as one of our brand new members is going to introduce herself with a few jokes! Let's make her feel warm and welcome like only the Clock Crew can! [He claps as he walks off the stage, and the audience claps as well. Your Clock character walks nervously to the mic]

You: H-hey. I'm, uh, [your Clock character]. So... hi.

Audience: ...

You: Ok, so, uh, I have some jokes here. [clears throat] How many StrawberryClocks does it take to change a light bulb?

Audeince: ...

You: It, uh, will sure take a lot seeing as how he doesn't have any hands!

Audience: ...

You: Oh, ok, uh... I have another one then. StrawberryClock, OrangeClock and RaspberryClock walk into a gay bar, and the bartender shouts "Hey! Get the fuck out of here, fruits! We don't serve your kind here!"

Audience: ...

You: See, because they were fruits, but... they weren't... ok, one more then. Knock knock.

Audience: Who's there?

You: StrawberryClock.

Audience: StrawberryClock who?

You: Really? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Audience: ... [laughter and clapping]

The end.
!!! Clock noob!!!!
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Losperman

Quote from: rawr;1651629LOL. I'm so doing that.

Really? Sweet! I look forward to seeing it. :o {{{}}}
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zl

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1651649waita  minute!!

how do they clap without hands??

is there like a lil talking ticker but for clapping?

arrrr this is worse than the turtle/turtles thing!!

ToadClock

Just remember though, nobody has ever been immediately clockified simply for making a great movie.

Losperman

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1651649waita  minute!!

how do they clap without hands??

is there like a lil talking ticker but for clapping?

THEY CLAP BY SHUTTING THE HELL UP SO WHY DON'T YOU DO THE SAME

Haha, I don't know. Sound effects? Movie magic? Thinking machine super computers?
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INoodleClock

Not only is your artwork damn sexy, I've just noticed you're also a tattooist. Welcome to the CC. :lo5:

Thor

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1651649waita  minute!!

how do they clap without hands??

is there like a lil talking ticker but for clapping?

they have clock hands.

they go "NOON 3:45 NOON 3:45 NOON 3:45" to clap.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

AstronautClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1651649waita  minute!!

how do they clap without hands??

is there like a lil talking ticker but for clapping?

clocks have hands. and you can make them hit

Steve


Loki Clock

Quote from: ToadClock;1651655Just remember though, nobody has ever been immediately clockified simply for making a great movie.

We got rid of the clockification by vote, it's just a matter of time now.

rawr

OK Im going to go with Batman's idea i think, lol. And I will totally make them clap.  You just wait. TY for the ideas!
!!! Clock noob!!!!
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