ok so the jehova's witnesses just came to my house

[PowerGloveClock]

i didn't realize who they were at first, it's hot in my house so i wasn't wearing a shirt so before they got to the door i ran into my room and grabbed a shirt, the only one i could find was my ac/dc highway to hell shirt, the background on my pc is a picture from pulp fiction with the daft punk helmets photoshopped on and they're pointing guns and you can clearly see it from outside. so i get back to the door and see that one has a bible in his hand and it adds up in my head and i think to myself "great." my parents weren't home so they didn't ask to come in and they kept it short, they just asked me if i've ever lost someone and my great grandma died last week so i said "yeah, my great grandma died last week" then they gave me a pamphlet and said that i might find it comforting. as soon as i saw them pull out of the driveway i just started giggling.

[Slash]

You can hide your feelings from others, but you can't hide them from yourself.

[F U Clock]

Was your great grandma in the pamphlet?

[Steve]

unleash ur bankai

[DWARFINATORclock]

i didn't realize who they were at first, it's hot in my house so i wasn't wearing a shirt so before they got to the door i ran into my room and grabbed a shirt, the only one i could find was my ac/dc highway to hell shirt, the background on my pc is a picture from pulp fiction with the daft punk helmets photoshopped on and they're pointing guns and you can clearly see it from outside. so i get back to the door and see that one has a bible in his hand and it adds up in my head and i think to myself "great." my parents weren't home so they didn't ask to come in and they kept it short, they just asked me if i've ever lost someone and my great grandma died last week so i said "yeah, my great grandma died last week" then they gave me a pamphlet and said that i might find it comforting. as soon as i saw them pull out of the driveway i just started giggling.

Dead grandmothers are funny!!!

[PowerGloveClock]

Was your great grandma in the pamphlet?

no

Dead grandmothers are funny!!!

i was laughing at the situation bro

[BunnyClock]

jehovahs witnesses never have anything interesting to share. I seriously listened like half an hour to them once because they had undeniable proof that the world was going to end blabla

[PowerGloveClock]

jehovahs witnesses never have anything interesting to share. I seriously listened like half an hour to them once because they had undeniable proof that the world was going to end blabla

sounds like a waste of a perfectly good half hour

[BunnyClock]

sounds like a waste of a perfectly good half hour

this thread is a waste of bandwidth

[PowerGloveClock]

They really go overboard with trying to dump literature on you though.

yeah, i'm surprised i only got one pamphlet when they stop by my grandparents house they usually leave 3 or 4

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

I should go by jehova's houses. I wanna get served some free lunch

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

ask them if they have heard about a man named xenu

or that the dinosaurs went extinct for their sins

[INoodleClock]

"Hi there, could we interest you in a talk about Atheism? We believe that we're evolved from other species over billions of years and that when we die the body simply withers and rots.. here have a pamphlet."

[PirateClock]

I once saw this documentary about those idiots and this marketing wiz explained why going door to door was the worst possible way of marketing their religion. They should do it like Christianity did it, and Scientology is doing now. Get influential people to join!  (Christianity: Kings, noblemen, tribe leaders. Scientology:  Celebrities)

[PlateClock]

One time the guys came up in this like White Van, a rusty one. They were two big guys, and they knocked on my door hard. Scared the shit out of me, i thought people were coming to get me. :'(