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So this guy I know claims someone from the clockcrew died.

Farted by heineken, September 16, 2009, 02:45:43 PM

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Soup Clock

#40
September 20, 2009, 03:35:30 AM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1667309what a nerd. Also clocks that have died: Insulinpump, Durian and Greyclock as far as i know.

Durian
http://www.myspace.com/durianclock
ass whore

Biblo

#41
September 20, 2009, 04:41:35 AM
Yeah Cereal Box Clock died

PirateClock

#42
September 20, 2009, 05:13:57 AM
Quote from: M.O.X;1668951Durian
http://www.myspace.com/durianclock

That's his mom, she was also the one kind enough to inform us of his demise.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

VirusClock

#43
November 01, 2009, 04:59:11 AM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1668964That's his mom, she was also the one kind enough to inform us of his demise.

She's quite active on his Myspace eh?
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CaramelAppleClock

#44
November 01, 2009, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1667568No rest for the wicked.

True that. :this:

PentagramClock

#45
November 01, 2009, 06:43:36 AM
Grey died for a couple of days. There were even memorial flashes.
I\'ve had this signature for years now, I think I may need a new one.

Quote from: MadnessCombatThe truth is, The only friends I have are God and Jesus
Quote from: TI-83 Clock;674449imaginary friends dont count

Sinister Clock

#46
November 01, 2009, 07:11:22 PM
Didn't core/ps2 clock die as well? Or is my mind making things up?

AlbinoClock

#47
November 01, 2009, 07:44:22 PM
Quote from: VirusClock;1686764She's quite active on his Myspace eh?

A dead friend of mine has a Facebook account that his mom made and she uses the thing all the time. I had to block it because it freaked me out that I kept seeing his face on chat.

MonocleClock

#48
November 02, 2009, 11:21:48 AM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1667314also heavymetals girlfriend killed herself, lolololol. That must be a giant hit on your ego, if your girlfriend rather kills herself than keep on dating you.


Actually she is still alive.

CaramelAppleClock

#49
November 02, 2009, 01:35:43 PM
Quote from: MonocleClock;1687241Actually she is still alive.

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S THE GHOST OF HEAVYMETAL'S GIRLFRIEND PAST

MAN THE HARPOONS!

VirusClock

#50
November 02, 2009, 02:01:32 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1687068A dead friend of mine has a Facebook account that his mom made and she uses the thing all the time. I had to block it because it freaked me out that I kept seeing his face on chat.

...the fuck. Some people...
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MonocleClock

#51
November 02, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS;1687313OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S THE GHOST OF HEAVYMETAL'S GIRLFRIEND PAST

MAN THE HARPOONS!


I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Boffer Clock

#52
November 03, 2009, 12:09:21 AM
Actually, its funny you guys mention dead clocks. My brother opened an account here a long time ago and never used it or even used it long enough to see clockhood. I only knew about this site when I went trough his hard drive. No idea if his account still exists here or not, didnt know his user name and never had the patients to search and find it.
Marcio:What would you do if you found out you slept with a relative.
CraSHAKEZULA81:Oh, i\'d gouge out my eyes and throw myself out of Thebes, clearly.
Marcio:Thebes...Isn\'t that part of your leg?
CraSHAKEZULA81:That would be a thigh, you uncultured ass.
Marcio:I thought that was a type of chicken from kfc?
CraSHAKEZULA81:You only think that because you\'re black.
Marcio:Oh, clearly.

Boffer Clock

#53
November 03, 2009, 12:59:58 AM
Quote from: weenie roast;1687539HOW COMPELLING

IKR?!?

And in actuality, it wasn't my brother, it was my pet Goatee. And it wasn't actually this site, it was a toaster oven.

In all honestly, how would anyone know if a clock died or just lost intrest in this site?
Marcio:What would you do if you found out you slept with a relative.
CraSHAKEZULA81:Oh, i\'d gouge out my eyes and throw myself out of Thebes, clearly.
Marcio:Thebes...Isn\'t that part of your leg?
CraSHAKEZULA81:That would be a thigh, you uncultured ass.
Marcio:I thought that was a type of chicken from kfc?
CraSHAKEZULA81:You only think that because you\'re black.
Marcio:Oh, clearly.

Sombra

#54
November 03, 2009, 01:51:32 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1687068A dead friend of mine has a Facebook account that his mom made and she uses the thing all the time. I had to block it because it freaked me out that I kept seeing his face on chat.

Yeah that seems like an incredibly disrespectful thing to do to your son in my opinion.
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