FUNNY NEWS ARTICLE MAKES CLOCKCREW LOL

PepperClock · September 17, 2009, 05:01:50 PM

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2009/09/maghen_duvala_25_and_her.html

God damn.

GearBoxClock · September 17, 2009, 05:03:24 PM

He offered a beer first. How polite.

Losperman · September 17, 2009, 05:11:43 PM

I would have tried to talk them down, like any smart shopper should. "Look at those clothes. Those clothes don't do him any justice. Not to mention all of the paperwork and medical bills I'm going to have go through to make sure he's clean and everything. I'll give you $10."

PepperClock · September 17, 2009, 05:13:06 PM

Quote from: The Batman;1667724I would have tried to talk them down, like any smart shopper should. "Look at those clothes. Those clothes don't do him any justice. Not to mention all of the paperwork and medical bills I'm going to have go through to make sure he's clean and everything. I'll give you $10."

Naturally, and take the beer before hand.

PropagandaClock · September 17, 2009, 05:16:06 PM

"You're trying to 'Sell' me a 500 000 dollar investment with no guarantees for exponential growth? Proposterous!"

Fireman · September 17, 2009, 05:23:43 PM

Hey I know a better deal.
This brother and sister I know got sold for $50, 2 for $50!
That's a far better deal then the one presented here!

PepperClock · September 17, 2009, 05:24:01 PM

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1667727"You're trying to 'Sell' me a 500 000 dollar investment with no guarantees for exponential growth? Proposterous!"

kid woulda been a doctor.

Loki Clock · September 17, 2009, 05:57:20 PM

The comments are worse than YouTube's.

salmonberryclock · September 17, 2009, 06:12:39 PM

Quote from: PepperClock;1667731kid woulda been a doctor.

Sounds more like the answer to "why are you a murderer?" "Oh, I got bought in a Petsmart parking lot."

F U Clock · September 17, 2009, 09:41:35 PM

So what are they on, meth?

I'mma' guess meth.

RocketFetus · September 18, 2009, 06:10:16 AM

I bet he'll grow up to be an asian.

ActionClock · September 18, 2009, 11:35:26 AM

that beer he was offereing first was so that if you did take it you'd feel like, well the guy gave me a free beer, it would just be inpolite to not buy his baby

PirateClock · September 18, 2009, 11:36:18 AM

I'm going to jack off to some Lexi Belle now k thnkx.

AstronautClock · September 18, 2009, 11:55:42 AM

I'm buying it

PirateClock · September 18, 2009, 12:26:14 PM

Quote from: CadillacClock;1667962Belle is a self-professed Star Wars geek and her favorite film of the series is Attack of the Clones.

Paradox

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FUNNY NEWS ARTICLE MAKES CLOCKCREW LOL