mad libs website lol

[Faygo]

The Hanukkah Party

Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle DiscoBall's house in Clocktopia. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle DiscoBall always gives us dark presents. This year he gave me a(n) cow and my little sister, Tim, a(n) Clock.

“!, Uncle DiscoBall,” I said, “How did you know I wanted a(n) cow?”

Then Tim, my cousins, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin Flounderman put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. Tim went first, spun a shin, and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to is, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy, with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!

On the way home, I whispered to Tim that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.

[peyoteclock]

Your wish is my command (sort of).

Every summer, people head to Lake Losperman near Penisville. There are so many things to do at the lake. Lots of people snorkel

you're not allowed to snorkle at my new apartment it fuckin sucks

[GearBoxClock]

A Special Valentine

It's fun to let people know you care about them by making them valentines for Valentine's Day. Follow these instructions to make your own Flamboyant valentine:

To make the valentine, you will need pieces of Brown paper and pieces of Pink paper. You will also need scissors, some Balls, and a marker or a(n) Dong.
Cut the Brown paper into the shape of a(n) Ass.
Cut a smaller Ass shape from the Pink paper.
Glue the Pink paper Ass onto the center of the Brown paper Ass.
Use the marker or the Dong to write a Valentine's Day message to the person. If you don't know what to write, try a phrase such as, “Won't you be my Fearful Valentine?” or “GodClock thinks you are as Homosexual as Seymore Butts!”
You may wish to add other decorations, such as Cocks or other paper shapes. Now you have the perfect Flamboyant valentine to give to someone special!
Be careful when using your scissors, and remember to clean up the area where you have been fucking.

[BlueGasMask]

GodClock thinks you are as Homosexual as Seymore Butts!

sig'd.

[Silly Putty Clock]

All a Dream

I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in Amsterdam,
All the wet day.
I've been workin' in Amsterdam,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle throbbing?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Anna Nicole Smith shouting
“Flounderman, rape your horn? ”

Flounderman, won't you rape,
Flounderman, won't you rape,
Flounderman, won't you rape your horn?
Flounderman, won't you rape,
Flounderman, won't you rape,
Flounderman, won't you rape your horn?

Someone's in the porn room with Flounderman.
Someone's in the porn room, I know.
Someone's in the porn room with Flounderman
Strumming on the old upright organ.

It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!

[Faygo]

The Sky Is Falling!

Each spring, the sky turns 15. Giant drops of wood fall from the sky. All this wood helps the grass and the cookies to grow, but it can make things really quickly too.
Some places get so much wood, that rivers Monkeyed into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special Tim on their cars.
And when the wood is falling, don't forget your They. Otherwise, your feet might get Quietly if you 19 in puddles!
After all the wood has fallen, the skies begin to 23!. If you are lucky, you might see a huge Bases stretched across the sky.

[Silly Putty Clock]

The Sky Is Falling!

Each spring, the sky turns 15. Giant drops of wood fall from the sky. All this wood helps the grass and the cookies to grow, but it can make things really quickly too.
Some places get so much wood, that rivers Monkeyed into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special Tim on their cars.
And when the wood is falling, don't forget your They. Otherwise, your feet might get Quietly if you 19 in puddles!
After all the wood has fallen, the skies begin to 23!. If you are lucky, you might see a huge Bases stretched across the sky.

[Silly Putty Clock]

The Best Town in the World

The Sex Pistols came to do a concert in Ron Jeremy, celebrity porn star extraordinaireville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every helluva sexy night, all the people who live in Ron Jeremy, celebrity porn star extraordinaireville put on their horny, pink strap-ons and walk their sluts to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to The Sex Pistols play porno groove music, and eat cunts.

No one has to go to school in Ron Jeremy, celebrity porn star extraordinaireville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Janet Jameson and Stoya are two of the teachers. Janet Jameson teaches broad-fucking and Stoya teaches fucking broads.

One day Janet Jameson said to Stoya, “Maybe we should take the students on a field trip.”

“That's a(n) hard idea, Janet Jameson,” said Stoya. “Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of.”

“But that would be Ron Jeremy, celebrity porn star extraordinaireville,” said Janet Jameson.

“You're right!” Stoya exclaimed. “Call off the field trip! We're already here!”

[GearBoxClock]

A Crazy Night at the Library

One night something really Gay happened at the library. The characters in the stories started Fucking from their books!

Jesus climbed into Charlotte's Web and started Raping with Wilbur the Pig! Peter Pan wandered into an encyclopedia and ended up lost in Rapeville!

The craziest part was when Rapey McRapington wandered into Gay Porn and said, “Homosexual Slave, I don't think we're in Wank any more.”

Then Sarah Palin walked in and said, “ShitFuckBalls!! Everybody back in place!”

The characters Jizzed around the room. Just in time! The students in grade 69 came in to get books for their reports, but it was safe. All the characters were back in the books where they belonged.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Part II:

The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival

Every year my town, Ron Jeremy, celebrity porn star extraordinaireville hosts the Fall Festival of big titties. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Stoya Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and schlick in the last of the wet weather. My favorite booth is the one that serves fried genitals on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Janet Jameson came to play on the Ron Jeremy, celebrity porn star extraordinaireville Stage! It was the best concert ever. While Janet Jameson played, 69 whores sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the whores sang better than Janet Jameson. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the whores won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!

[GearBoxClock]

An Ode

Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in Wank to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation's poet laureate, Seymore Butts, will read a poem about a(n) Dong. And here is Seymore Butts.

Seymore Butts: Thank you, everyone. This is a very Homosexual poem I wrote about a(n) Dong.

An Ode to a(n) Dong

The Dong is as big as a(n) Penis.
It reminds me of small Vaginas Fucking.
O, the Dong. O, the Dong!
What do Angry people think when they see you for the first time?
Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
O, the Dong. O, the Dong!
For some, you are Fearful, but for others, you are Gay.
If we are Rapeing, we pause when we think of you.
May you always Molest.
O, the Dong. O, the Dong!
The end.

Radio Announcer: On behalf of the poets, thank you for Masturbating.

[Silly Putty Clock]

That was great, but why do you always capitalize your words?

[GearBoxClock]

That was great, but why do you always capitalize your words?

I DON'T KNOW
aaRRRG

[Faygo]

Tales of Tails

INTERVIEWER: Tell me, James, what exactly would you like humans to know about dogs?
DOG: Oh, Hump. There is a lot. First, there is that Them-chasing thing. We like Them-chasing a lot, but we like it because we like moving things. That is why we also chase That and cats. Cats are especially fun because they run Red up trees, and that provides us with an extra challenge.
INTERVIEWER: Okay, so we've covered dogs chasing things. What else should humans know about dogs?
DOG: Baths. They are a human invention. Dogs roll in Quickly stuff so we can stink, and then humans wash us off. This defeats the purpose! This makes dogs feel Quietly, and we really wish people would stop washing us.
INTERVIEWER: So baths are...
DOG: (interrupting) And another thing! Barking and growling. We bark to get messages to our friends Hobo and Tim down the street. Our communication system breaks down when humans tell us to “stop barking!” We don't tell humans to get off the telephone. And you Died at us if we growl. Well, why is it that people can Died at us, but when we growl, which is our way of yelling, people get mad at us. It's just not fair!
INTERVIEWER: Yes, I understand. I'll pass this along to our audience. Thank you for your time, James.

[Faygo]

What Will the Weather Be?
 
Hello, all you Cats and Bases. I'm Tim Tivo with the latest weather forecast.
Today a(n) politely front will be Keep fucking that chicken. in from Finland and Keep fucking that chicken over the northern part of Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken causing high winds and falling Great forecast.. Keep fucking that chicken clouds will Great forecast. the region south of Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken. Look out for a few Great forecast. showers. If you're planning on going out this evening, be sure to take along a sturdy Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken. Tonight the skies will Keep fucking that chicken and temperatures will Great forecast..
Tomorrow will be Keep fucking that chicken. Temperatures could reach a record Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken degrees by noon.
 
Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken.

[GearBoxClock]

It's the Thought that Counts

Have you ever gotten a birthday present you didn't want? Did you not get the one you really wanted? Well, that happened to me this year!

I really wanted a(n) dong with a(n) homosexual vagina on it. I saw one in the store and it was only $420. I mean, that's not too much money. I could save up my allowance for that in 69 weeks! But instead, all I got were condoms. Who gives condoms as a birthday present?

Your mom says it's the thought that counts, and I guess she is right. But next time, I hope my parents think of the really gay nipples with a(n) high stoner on it!

[Silly Putty Clock]

I really wanted a(n) dong with a(n) homosexual vagina on it.

Good luck with that one.

[Faygo]

Lessons Aesop Never Taught

And the moral of the story is…
Two Clocks don't make a(n) Clock.
Never Zhwoom! with angrifaiced gazelle.
KA-POW! while you're ahead.
One 84 wood deserves another.
A 56 Clock spoils the whole barrel.
The early the pico catches the Tim.
Slow and steady wins the Eric.
A Cookie a day keeps Tom Fulp away.
Rhapping Badgers of a feather VA-VOOM! together.
You can bring a(n) Knee-headed Memes to water, but you can't make it NAWOOOON!.

[Faygo]

The Missing Food Mystery

Dear Discoball,
Last week I helped solve a mystery and had a real Retro time. When it was lunchtime, I found out my Forty-two cookie was missing.
I told Mrs. Butthead and she said the whole class could help me find my cookie. Mom thought she found it, but it turned out to be a small Dick. Tim thought he found it, but it was someone's lol Animal. Finally, I found it under the Awesome. It Palyed out when I opened my lunchbox.
Next time, I'm going to put my cookie in a closed Cool so I won't lose it.
Your friend,
MenWithoutHats

[Faygo]

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