Obama Wins Nobel Peace Price

[Fireman]

I am seriously afraid to read that topic. I fear just reading the first three posts would give me severe irreversible brain damage.

I tried to read it but I feel like my brain is protecting itself by making me forget how to read upon opening the thread.

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And I quote, "Excuse me, what the fuck did he do again? Someone get my out of this fucking country."

Oh good that means he's leaving.

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I am seriously afraid to read that topic. I fear just reading the first three posts would give me severe irreversible brain damage.

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Whuzzat? gnarawwwlll! omgwtfbbq nobodie who was persident evrre diedd ne gud 2 da worls, u no!!1!!! go fukl urself gpvernamasdlfkjksdjl;fjadflkdljdfkljimsuchafagasl;kvkvmacl;vnasdlnfdndovndsfpnjnvkl;avlsndvlnvklmasnl;

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And I quote, "Excuse me, what the fuck did he do again? Someone get my out of this fucking country."

Oh good that means he's leaving.

oh, please, where is he going to go? it's not like there's a bizarro canada to run off to.

he's already in texas.
the vast majority of texas is a perfect storm of anti-intellectualists, racists, homophobes, poor people voting for the people who shit all over them for stupid fucking reasons, christians that believe that a lack of preferential treatment is the same as being discriminated against, and good, neighborly folks.

if he wants to expatriate just because some people in a european country he probably doesn't know or care about gave an award to the elected leader of his nation, there is no place I can think of that could possibly satisfy his juvenile self-righteousness better than texas short of being seated at the right hand side of glenn beck himself.

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not to be real about it or anything.

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Slurpee this thread is about emoticons with mustaches please stop being off topic. ={ )

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I WANT YOU
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TO CHILL OUT

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sometimes i flip Google Earth upside down and try to imagine what countries would look like if they were drawn that way all the time

[Slurpee]

Slurpee this thread is about emoticons with mustaches please stop being off topic. ={ )

oh, terribly sorry, old bean.

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sometimes i flip Google Earth upside down and try to imagine what countries would look like if they were drawn that way all the time

cool story bro

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I can't tell if you're doing it right or not.
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EDIT: I see it now. Good work.

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let's discuss things ok


also I hate you sillyputty/flounderman you suck at funny

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also I hate you sillyputty/flounderman you suck at funny

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