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October 30, 2009, 07:25:34 AM
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

PirateClock

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October 30, 2009, 07:26:52 AM
Also this dude: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=7042911  has some serious issues.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

PentagramClock

#2
October 30, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
It's like a modern version of some kind of paleolithic fertility charm. Oh, how our society has regressed.



Somehow, though, this is more attractive.
I\'ve had this signature for years now, I think I may need a new one.

Quote from: MadnessCombatThe truth is, The only friends I have are God and Jesus
Quote from: TI-83 Clock;674449imaginary friends dont count

PirateClock

#3
October 30, 2009, 07:51:11 AM
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

EnglishClock

#4
October 30, 2009, 08:03:13 AM
$1,000.00 for a fish in a squirrel suit?? How could I possibly refuse?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

PentagramClock

#5
October 30, 2009, 08:14:53 AM
I\'ve had this signature for years now, I think I may need a new one.

Quote from: MadnessCombatThe truth is, The only friends I have are God and Jesus
Quote from: TI-83 Clock;674449imaginary friends dont count

FossilClock

#6
October 30, 2009, 08:39:47 AM
I have been inspired by how fucked up some of these things are

Roman Collar Clock

#7
October 30, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
oh God
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

TequilaClock

#8
October 30, 2009, 11:51:22 AM
What is this site anyway

buttplug

#9
October 30, 2009, 01:10:07 PM
I like their opener for the vagina necklace:
QuoteCelebrate your own beauty.

buttplug

#12
October 30, 2009, 04:27:08 PM
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33491026&ref=sr_gallery_13&&ga_search_query=penis&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=date_desc&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title
QuoteTHIS HILARIOUS BBQ APRON WILL BRING LOADS OF LAUGHTER TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! IT LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR APRON BUT IT HAS A PENIS TUCKED AWAY UNDERNEATH THE TEA TOWEL. SO LIFT UP THE TOWEL AND GIVE YOUR FRIENDS A SURPRISE!

The oversized penis is made from a nylon stocking and has pubic hair in the obvious areas! It is truely hilarious!

CHOOSE YOUR FABRIC PATTERN TO SUIT THE OWNERS PERSONALITY!

GearBoxClock

#13
October 30, 2009, 04:31:59 PM
Yes, the "Personality"

F U Clock

#14
October 30, 2009, 05:24:12 PM
Those are some of the ugliest vaginas I've ever seen.

Thor

#16
October 31, 2009, 10:02:45 PM
Website isn't working for me :(
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.
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