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Holy fuck a 2ft pregnant woman

Farted by AlbinoClock, November 11, 2009, 03:01:20 AM

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That's horrifying. She's pretty much the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
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Quote from: Thor;1690933That's horrifying. She's pretty much the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

Or perhaps the GREATEST thing you've ever seen
Perhaps?
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SnakeClock

It's like a Disney cartoon, except a bizarre deformity!

Her labour's going to suck, and so will probably being flung across the room when the baby kicks.

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FileCabinetClock

jesus look at the size of the dad, does he just pick that bitch up
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Quote from: SnakeClock;1690936Her labour's going to suck

It's probably going to be really easy since her pelvis is going to totally shatter...
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something's wrong with that guy's knee

CaramelAppleClock

actually something's wrong with the whole family
baby to the left is horrified at the sight of her ugly mother who is just about tall as she is wide, her husband has a detachable knee or something and appears to be attempting to finger his own daughter


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Quote from: CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS;1690969something's wrong with that guy's knee

I'm thinkin' it's a cell-phone telephone.

But yah it totally looks like he's fangering her.

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He's totally fingering her. Also this is gross, Ripley needs to flame-throw these abominations.

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Looks like a minature Jabba the Hutt.