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buttplug

#40
November 11, 2009, 07:27:09 PM
Quote from: FossilClock;1691210She reminds me of a 3-year old's drawing of a person

Oh god you are right ahahaha

AbsintheClock

#41
November 11, 2009, 07:30:45 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-513820/Mini-muscleman-Meet-worlds-smallest-bodybuilder.html

This guy is fucking bad ass. Anyone who insults this god of a man is banned for a week.

buttplug

#42
November 11, 2009, 07:41:50 PM
He gets +2 constitution -2 strength.

Heliopios

#43
November 11, 2009, 08:46:48 PM
I wish i had a friend who was a dwarf. It would be the best halloween theme ever: me as a pirate and the dwarf as a parrot on my shoulder
:]

buttplug

#44
November 11, 2009, 08:47:38 PM
Quote from: PHIL FIGHTING ALEX;1691222I wish i had a friend who was a dwarf. It would be the best halloween theme ever: me as a pirate and the dwarf as a parrot on my shoulder

I actually know one, we smoke pot together sometimes.

ProqagandaClock

#45
November 11, 2009, 08:50:08 PM
was a dwarf on that masquerade I was at as Reservoir Dog

my and my friend had the best time trying to not laugh at him when he saw,
"WORDS ARE LIKE BULLETS"

Silly Putty Clock

#46
November 11, 2009, 09:42:22 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1691214http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-513820/Mini-muscleman-Meet-worlds-smallest-bodybuilder.html

This guy is fucking bad ass. Anyone who insults this god of a man is banned for a week.

That's fucking inspirational. Anyone insults him, I will kill a motherfucker.
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DrClock

#47
November 12, 2009, 12:42:42 AM
her kids to be:

Kombucha

#48
November 12, 2009, 12:44:21 AM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1691223I actually know one, we smoke pot together sometimes.
When he gets high, is he as tall as you?

Silly Putty Clock

#49
November 12, 2009, 01:26:58 AM
Quote from: ☠☠☠☠☠☠;1691276When he gets high, is he as tall as you?

BADUM-TSH
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buttplug

#50
November 12, 2009, 01:33:56 AM
They will have to give her a c-section to get the baby out, won't they? And, I mean, that will be a really big cut on her. It looks like she could die from it.

BoulderClock

#51
November 12, 2009, 01:42:15 AM
Looks like the midget from that south park episode, the n-gger guy one.

Soup Clock

#52
November 12, 2009, 11:49:38 AM
ass whore

badeggclock

#53
November 12, 2009, 01:15:31 PM
I'd still hit it.
[FLASH]http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/blindmary.swf height=200 width=540 wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

SnakeClock

#54
November 20, 2009, 05:29:28 PM
Quote from: DrClock;1691275her kids to be:

This would be them in their 40s.
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