You Mods need to unclinch your fists a bit

[Kaijuclock]

by individuals you mean cunts then yeah you're huge fucking individuals

He isn't, it's a just a clever ruse to hide the fact that his English is horrible.

fuck you
as if alcohol somehow wouldn't? (could just be would) make me a better person
thats sad is you wont even let that brand me

fuck ggoiuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I dont know what ggoiuuuuuuuuuuuuu means but i think i like it.

[patriotclock]

vt individials you mean cunts then yeah you8re huge fucking invidiviuals



fucj tyou
as if alcohol somehw woulnmd make me a better eprson
twhats sad is you wont even let that brand me

fuuck ggoiuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I remember the first time I tried using a keyboard.

[EnglishClock]

vt individials you mean cunts then yeah you8re huge fucking invidiviuals
fucj tyou
as if alcohol somehw woulnmd make me a better eprson
twhats sad is you wont even let that brand me

fuuck ggoiuuuuuuuuuuuuu

What is with people who seem to instantly have parkinsons disorder when typing drunk? I type fine when under the influence of certain things, my hands don't become replaced by the hands of ozzy osbourne.

[ProqagandaClock]

What is with people who seem to instantly have parkinsons disorder when typing drunk? I type fine when under the influence of certain things, my hands don't become replaced by the hands of ozzy osbourne.

depends on how drunk we're talking
i spent the rest of the evening in the bathroom hugging the toilet

which is a shame because drunk food is expensive and doesnt taste good the second round coming

hangovers is gods way of telling you he hates you

[zl]

Viva la revolución!

[DWARFINATORclock]

Maybe if Cadillac and Triangle stopped banning everyone for stupid reasons WE WOULDNT HAVE THIS PROBLEM!!!!!!!

[PirateClock]

My bans are determined by whether or not im listing to rap music.

[ProqagandaClock]

All of my bans are reasonable and acceptable! Who cares if some of them are gouverned by feelings!

no your bans are just shitty and you're as shitty poster as i am, all you do is whine about whiners and try to talk down on shitty posters as if that act alone would somehow redeem your own shittyness

stop acting like you're above the shit when you are a direct result and producer of that shit

If a shitty poster like you can go by without being banned, I seriously doubt the staff needs to unclench their proverbial iron fists.

you forget, i didn't make this topic. This topic existing either proves it's own point, or it just proves people are whiners...

i dont mind when i get banned which is why i can say what i think, why the hell should people go around fearing bans from the forum, as if that status quo is acceptable
you should just ask, would people talk and react to you any differently if you were mod or if you were not.

Dwarfinator people would love and respect even without his moderator status



anyway i don't really care that much of the moderation situation, always people who dislike the mods for one reason or another and others who love them for the same reasons
as i said before, if there were just more members to muffle the phenonom we wouldn't care


also cadillac you really should stop responding to anything and everything i type, you look petty

[ProqagandaClock]

Generally speaking, I don't really care for the overall opinion of me because I am just here to have my own fun.

bullshit, this is a community and thus it is dependant on it's members, if there are no members then you wont have your "own fun".

stop trying to be badass and admit you love the clockcrew you do

You must be drunk because I have yet to directly respond to you with the exception to right now.

i wish.
no but seriously everytime i post in a topic and someone writes something in reply or whatever, you pop up and quote me and give this cheesy badass oneliner like your that asshole from CSI miami

that guy
it reminds me of school level anamosity.

anyway im done derailing this topic, pardons for that.



im glad we still have mods and admins like virus/slurpee/dwarf though, {{{}}} them apples.

[Biggskoo]

Biggs banned me trying to reason abour Gir's extensive ban. He told me it wasn't him (although I saw the same name under him on the list) and banned me for 4 days under the note of "a day for every minute it took him to know what I was talking about".

With people like that I am surprised I did not get banned for a month taking that case.

ban contesting is and always has been explicitly against the rules you stupid dumb jerk

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

you guys need to let me in on this mod thing, BANNING STUFF sounds interesting!

[mauserclock]

you guys need to let me in on this mod thing, BANNING STUFF sounds interesting!

well basically if you dont like something, you ban it

[BunnyClock]

Could you give some examples?

See caddy this is your problem you always want examples! Show a little love stop being such a robot

[miracle fruit]

If a shitty poster like you can go by without being banned, I seriously doubt the staff needs to unclench their proverbial iron fists.

this is a good point: stop banning people for stupid shit and ban people for real reasons like we cant understand what your fucking saying half the time

[PropagandaClock]

So my father is a Muslim and I make a Muslim joke. It's kind of sad because I did it in the sense that someone would do it so why not me.

So biggs banns me for over a week for a bad joke which was my intention to start with... I doupt he could not see the irony in it or perhaps he was to judgemental in his judgement and thought it was one of my many "shitty posts" as he puts it.

Tells me I'll be unbanned after 2 days if I don't mention it.
Which I ofcourse do because bending to stupidity albiet it might be of moderator status is unreasonable, I gain another two weeks added on my ban.

What strikes me as funny is, we can not question bans, but moderators can apperently question their own bans and make deals/trades regarding said ban which proves to the point that the ban was not justified from the start; If it was, questioning/shortening it would not have been an option either for the member in question or the moderator.

I don't mind that much, most moderators are doing a poor job and for some reason they find the ClockCrew wanting when they themselves are a part of said ClockCrew: That is another discussion; I just wish they would not act like children most of the time.



If need be, ban. If not, why? It won't make the member in question act any better once the ban lifts I can promise you that and we Clocks have never been ones to bend to municipalities regardless of their exampels (BitClock Era.)

This topic proves a point albiet a lofty one, but a point nevertheless. You can hide behind the facade of silly badassery or authority but anyone with any sense can realise that iron fisted moderators is not what the ClockCrew needs at current time.

[patriotclock]

So my father is a Muslim and I make a Muslim joke. It's kind of sad because I did it in the sense that someone would do it so why not me.

So biggs banns me for over a week for a bad joke which was my intention to start with... I doupt he could not see the irony in it or perhaps he was to judgemental in his judgement and thought it was one of my many "shitty posts" as he puts it.

Tells me I'll be unbanned after 2 days if I don't mention it.
Which I ofcourse do because bending to stupidity albiet it might be of moderator status is unreasonable, I gain another two weeks added on my ban.

What strikes me as funny is, we can not question bans, but moderators can apperently question their own bans and make deals/trades regarding said ban which proves to the point that the ban was not justified from the start; If it was, questioning/shortening it would not have been an option either for the member in question or the moderator.

I don't mind that much, most moderators are doing a poor job and for some reason they find the ClockCrew wanting when they themselves are a part of said ClockCrew: That is another discussion; I just wish they would not act like children most of the time.



If need be, ban. If not, why? It won't make the member in question act any better once the ban lifts I can promise you that and we Clocks have never been ones to bend to municipalities regardless of their exampels (BitClock Era.)

This topic proves a point albiet a lofty one, but a point nevertheless. You can hide behind the facade of silly badassery or authority but anyone with any sense can realise that iron fisted moderators is not what the ClockCrew needs at current time.

Wah?

[Sombra]

Hate to say it, Chalk, but just about everybody's made a post exactly like this at some point.  I did five years or so ago.
So, yeah, make of that what you will.

Topic should have been locked after this post.

[Biggskoo]

words

i didn't get the irony in your joke because there wasn't any irony to get unless you were really deserately grasping for it.  if you're just trying to insinuate that i didn't get the joke to begin with by qualifying said joke as "ironic" then it's an unnecessary step; by definition, i understand it's a joke (i.e. - not serious) when i acknowledge it as a joke.  yours was the shittiest and most caustic joke in a thread full of shitty jokes so hey i banned you for it and guess what: not one other moderator or staff member had anything to say about it!

didn't we go over this in IRC and i said something almost exactly like that WAIT I FOUND IT

[07:45:19] So I was banned
[07:45:54] I hope, though don't believe, he understod it was a joke
[07:46:01] Some moderators are just silly
[07:55:50] wavy gravy banned you
[07:59:31] i banned you because it was by far the worst joke in a thread full of horrible jokes and you're a shitty poster to begin with
[07:59:36] hope this helps
[08:00:37] Yeah atleast it wasn't someone who took it seriously
[08:01:17] Though in all honesty I thought you'd get that I'm not on that side of the spectrum. I made that joke because my father/grandfather are muslims so I knew it would come up
[08:01:32] Ment to be horrible ironic and blunt
[08:01:43] But hey you're the moderator
[08:01:57] ill probably unban you in 2 or 3 days if you stop talking about it literally right now
[08:02:01] never type another word about it again
[08:02:18] sure thing, how long was i banned to begin with?
[08:02:22] 2 weeks
[08:02:28] lol biggs
[08:02:30] ok now i need to keep writin this paper
[08:02:33] 6 more pages
[08:02:35] wootah
[08:02:47] KABLAMMO
[08:03:00] honestly im not even writing a paper
[08:03:08] i like how biggs was like ill unban you in 2 days if you dont talk about it again
[08:03:09] im just typing words that are marginally coherent
[08:03:12] and then you talk about it again
[08:03:31] it's the clockcrew, not crack cocaine
[08:03:31] if i got a 95 on my first paper im just gonna sleepwalk through this bitch
[08:03:34] crank it out in two hours
[08:03:40] prob get another A
[08:03:48] i own
[08:03:49] roel
[08:03:50] what is the paper about
[08:03:53] ye
[08:04:01] jim west
[08:04:03] desperado
[08:04:06] that's the paper topic
[08:04:08] no not really
[08:04:16] it's about the moral justifications of punishment by the state
[08:04:24] i.e. are there any
[08:04:27] hint: there aren't
[08:04:44] or are there.............................
[08:04:48] no there still aren't
[08:04:55] rough rider

i put the rest of that chatlog in there to demonstrate what irony really is in case you were wondering

this also serves the purpose of illustrating how infantile a great deal of you are when it comes to following simple rules.  literally the line after i said "never type another word about it again" you type another word about it again.  christ, i appreciate where you guys are coming from with your criticisms (i actually don't) and i understand that sometimes i'm unfairly generalizing (it's very fair), but you people wonder why me and caddy and dwarfinator treat you like bumbling idiot children all the time?  if i posted a thread right now making it a rule that you're all not allowed to touch the stove after the burner's been left on high for fifteen minutes, how many of you would go crank up your stove and burn your fucking hand on it?  this is a very heavy-handed example, but i'd wager that a good deal of you would do it either to spite the staff generally or because you are straight up incapable of adhering to even the most basic of rules.

i'm done trying to be nice with you idiots (read: people i ban) (re-read: idiots) when you come and whine to me about your shit.  propaganda just ruined that for you.

[PowerGloveClock]

My bans are determined by whether or not im listing to rap music.

you should put the lyrics of whatever song you're listening to at the time as the reason dawg

[DWARFINATORclock]

papa was a rollin stone