PeTA boils hundreds of lobsters alive

[Heliopios]

lopserman??!!???

[PowerGloveClock]

thats where he went

[EtchASketchClock]

Does no one want to go to a charity dinner where they serve salad and tofu?

I don't see why not, that sounds absolutely delicious!

[F U Clock]

sort of but thats the basic idea

stuff like sugar tastes sweet because scientists figure natural sugars in fruit were essential back before we mass produced sugar and pumped it into everything

eventually we will become less tolerant of sugar because its becoming more harmful than beneficial to our bodies (this will take a long time, like evolution-long)

what am i doing talking evolution with roman

I'm sorry but this whole argument reeks of bullshit to me.

Sugar tastes good to us because it's amazingly fast-processing carbohydrate that can give us an incredible amount of energy which, if not used, converts easily into fat which is also good for survival. Fat, in turn, also tastes good for the same reason (except no insulin spike). Sugar + fat is just the bee's knees.

Just look at bread. The "better" it tastes, the "worse" it is for you. What we consider bad for us is, from a survival standpoint, fucking great eats. When you're not sure where your next meal's coming from, you want the most fattening shit you can find. Thus white bread, G.I rating of 100, processes fast as fuck, and tastes like butter. I eat a flourless bread called Ezekiel 4:9 that has an extremely low glycemic rating and processes slow as a bitch, but tastes a good bit like bird seed.

[ProqagandaClock]

I'm sorry but this whole argument reeks of bullshit to me.

Sugar tastes good to us because it's amazingly fast-processing carbohydrate that can give us an incredible amount of energy which, if not used, converts easily into fat which is also good for survival. Fat, in turn, also tastes good for the same reason (except no insulin spike). Sugar + fat is just the bee's knees.

Just look at bread. The "better" it tastes, the "worse" it is for you. What we consider bad for us is, from a survival standpoint, fucking great eats. When you're not sure where your next meal's coming from, you want the most fattening shit you can find. Thus white bread, G.I rating of 100, processes fast as fuck, and tastes like butter. I eat a flourless bread called Ezekiel 4:9 that has an extremely low glycemic rating and processes slow as a bitch, but tastes a good bit like bird seed.

jesus christ i love it when you talk dirty

[Pumpkin Clock]

I just like to take a bat to my lobsters.

[Loki Clock]

I just like to take a bat to my lobsters.

That sounds painful.

[Marlin Clock]

I've dissected a crayfish before. I forget as to whether we look at the ganglion or not, but probably not cause that shit is hard to get at.

The weirdest thing about crustaceans is that their gills are tied to their legs, so they have to keep moving in order to breathe.

[heineken]

Lobsters are essentially underwater spiders so I don't understand why people care so much about killing them humanely. Seriously, boiling alive is pretty much what they deserve for being so god damned creepy.

[Marlin Clock]

That's like saying we're essentially fish.

i.e. a stupid argument.

[Odo]

That's like saying we're essentially fish.

i.e. a stupid argument.

it's not an argument, he's saying that he thinks creepy shit should die. i tend to agree.

[Kaijuclock]

it's not an argument, he's saying that he thinks creepy shit should die. i tend to agree.

actually so do i, especially when the carcass of the creepy thing is delicious.

[Marlin Clock]

Just saying, Crustacea and Chelicerata are in whole different subphyla.

[Loki Clock]

Just saying, Crustacea and Chelicerata are in whole different subphyla.

Right. Different subphyla vs. different phyla. Not really an equal comparison! It's more like saying wolves are essentially giant possums with furry tails. And it's more about physical resemblance than ancestry.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Ever since I was three or so I wanted to take one of those lobsters they have in tanks at restaurants and keep it as a pet. I'd get him a baby pool or something and feed him goldfish.

[Thor]

Me and my dad once punched a bunch of crabs to death that we had just caught because it was cool. Then we boiled them up and they were delicious. True story.

Ever since I was three or so I wanted to take one of those lobsters they have in tanks at restaurants and keep it as a pet. I'd get him a baby pool or something and feed him goldfish.

SIMPSONS DID IT

[WiiClock]

Me and my dad once punched a bunch of crabs to death that we had just caught because it was cool. Then we boiled them up and they were delicious. True story.

[Kombucha]

That's like saying we're essentially fish.

i.e. a stupid argument.

But you are a fish!

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

Uhhh.

Am I missing something? Why are PeTA boiling lobsters? Aren't they against that shit?

I know they were meant to be zapping but the equipment was lost, but why were they going to be zapping them? Aren't they against that kind of shit also?

These niggas crazy.

So the less we eat of something the better it tastes?

If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this:

"Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life. Can I have another one, please? Please, one more?"

Then you get married, because you think you've found the bomb. Have the same crackers every day for a year. And then you roll over one day and be like:

"Hey, I just got some regular old crackers."

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

So the less we eat of something the better it tastes?

If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this:

"Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life. Can I have another one, please? Please, one more?"

Then you get married, because you think you've found the bomb. Have the same crackers every day for a year. And then you roll over one day and be like:

"Hey, I just got some
regular old crackers."