DAMN YOU NEW MOON

[PirateClock]

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-bigger-than-dark-knight-harry-potter

[PirateClock]

Bigger release than the Dark Knight?


THE DARK KNIGHT??



BIGGER THAN BATMAN??


THE GODDAMN BATMAN??



ARHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

[GearBoxClock]

FUCK THAT FILM
FUCK THAT SERIES
FUCK THE FANS

[PirateClock]

Fortunately they still ain't got shit on Modern Warfare 2 who sold 7 million copies on release day. Going for..what? 50 euro a piece?

So apparently the order is this:

1: Killing Arabs, Russians and Brazilians
2: Vampire abstinence
3: The goddamn batman.

[miracle fruit]

[PirateClock]

Let's talk about Blade instead. Blade is awesome and one of the few (if not only) comic books characters i enjoyed more on the big screen than in a comic. My favorite Blade is Blade 2. 3 was kinda shit.

[TabascoClock]

Last November I was angry for a pretty long time due to Twilight. The time has come again.

[GearBoxClock]

Someone should go to a convention dressed as Blade and murder people dressed as Twilight characters.

[PirateClock]

Someone should go to a convention dressed as Blade and murder people dressed as Twilight characters.

We can go as a group. We'll be Blade, Buffy, Faith, Sam/Dean Winchester, Van Hellsing, Father Callahan and Solomon Kane

Alucard, Spike and Angel are going to be a bit dangerous. People might mistake us for faggy glowy vampires you see.

[Poltergeist]

Nobody hates Twilight like I.

Seriously, it's like the single worst thing to happen to art as a medium in the last 20 years.

[Biggskoo]

this is an important and relevant chatlog

SnappleClock1562: what da fuck
SnappleClock1562: this shit made me so mad that i just tried to slam my door in fury
SnappleClock1562: but i cant slam my door
SnappleClock1562: fUCKING
SnappleClock1562: EARTH
SnappleClock1562: GAY
SnappleClock1562: THIS
SnappleClock1562: seriously
SnappleClock1562: even the cast of the fucking movie hates it
SnappleClock1562: main nigga said the book sucks, the writer is crazy, and that he only did the movie to make a quick buck because he had never heard of the books before
SnappleClock1562: and the main bitch apparantly smokes a ton of weed every day and is so stoned out of her mind that she's detatched like she is
SnappleClock1562: i think he said he's planning on quitting if people keep scratching open wounds on their necks and walking up to him, asking for him to suck their blood
SnappleClock1562: (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS)

[GearBoxClock]

SnappleClock1562: i think he said he's planning on quitting if people keep scratching open wounds on their necks and walking up to him, asking for him to suck their blood
SnappleClock1562: (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS)

This is everything that is wrong with people today.

[PropagandaClock]

I just terminated a "Friend with benefits" relationship on the basis of her loving Twiligt and me not liking the movies without having seen them.

I don't know what more to say.


I feel like punching some kittens or something...

[Slurpee]

the first movie only made 192 million- that's less than -every- harry potter movie.

there's no way this is not going to have a big second weekend drop-off.

[Biblo]

Let's remember that The Dark Knight being the biggest film at the time was a huge exception to the general policy of high quality and high popularity joining.

Take one look at the top 10 music chart right now to prove my point

[Silly Putty Clock]

I really want to shit my hate about this, but I'm constipated at the moment.

[Biblo]

Also I fucking hated Blade 2


I haven't seen the other ones

[PirateClock]

Also I fucking hated Blade 2


I haven't seen the other ones

:O

[SilverCherryClock]

heres what snapple was talking about btw

“When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn’t supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways.”

thats the star of the movie robert pattinson

(fuck this gay movie)

[SockpuppetClock]

Twilight was a good comedy! I sort of want to watch this movie just to see how ridiculously stupid things get.