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Farted by NintendrCkolc, November 28, 2009, 04:32:11 PM

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TequilaClock

I'm having a hard time understanding some like this one


MentosClock

Criterion meets video games?

Slash

Pretty much all of them are worse than the original.

Thunderbolt

most of them suck, are weird or are non-related with the game

Slurpee


hahahaha these are SO bad

a couple of them okay, but the whole thing smacks of copying the surface elements of those non-mass-markety artsy covers that were floating around the internet a while back without understanding what actually made them appropriate and eye-catching.

CaramelAppleClock

if only they wouldn't use such god-awful fonts..

PepperClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1698279I'm having a hard time understanding some like this one


It's a bad cover but I can understand it.

Its showing the ripples in the water like a cliche' scene in a movie where there is a loud booming noise like godzilla taking a step (in this case the colossus) the character will look at their coffee or water and see the ripples and be like "oh shit!".


And yeah, I spent a lot of time trying to figure out why there is a collection of terrible game covers. Hmm.

Kaijuclock


I would have probably bought the game sooner if this was the cover.


^also im pretty sure this is the worst thing i have ever seen.

GearBoxClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1698297http://www.palesky.com/misc/gaf_collection_collected/t62hw8.jpg
hahahaha these are SO bad

a couple of them okay, but the whole thing smacks of copying the surface elements of those non-mass-markety artsy covers that were floating around the internet a while back without understanding what actually made them appropriate and eye-catching.

You mean the ones that Something Awful did?

Kaijuclock

I retract my first "worst ever" statement and replace it to this

RobClock


DiscoBallClock

Those aren't too great. Most are a bit too simplistic and boring.

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GearBoxClock

Man, what


Did they even change anything for this one?

Kaijuclock

They used the scar on his chest to simulate a V
there for it is IV
Street fighter 4

NintendrCkolc





these are all great so fuck you guys.

Slash

Quote from: Baby Gangster;1698312these are all great so fuck you guys.

"I'm not wrong, everyone else is wrong!!"

GearBoxClock

Only some of them are okay. But they would be shit for marketing.

The rest are combinations of non-descriptive, low quality and lake of originality.
Hell, the Monkey Island covers are just zoomed in artwork with a blue filter.

SnakeClock

The least shitty one is Bioshock, but it's kind of blunt. Flower and Another World are pretty nice (mostly because that's official game art from Another World with words thrown on it :wiebel:)

The ones near the top suck a lot less, though.


patriotclock



I can approve of this one