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November 29, 2009, 10:15:27 PM
Isn’t it a strange coincidence that in 2007 it was the Chinese year of the Chicken, and thus we had bird flu. Then 2008 was the Chinese year of the Rat, and Britain had a mild case of a rat epidemic due to an overpopulation of rats. Now it’s 2009 which is the Chinese year of the Pig, therefore we have swine flu. Gee whiz those damn Communist dog eating chinks sure have their evil plan laid out. 2010 is the year of the Tiger, i'm foreshadowing that our Frosted Flakes will be frosted with lead or anti freeze or something.
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buttplug

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November 29, 2009, 10:16:34 PM
wtf your sig ticks thats awesome I thought I was seeing shit at first

HotPocketClock

#2
November 29, 2009, 10:19:44 PM
Bob Saget eats communism for breakfast.

Kombucha

#3
November 29, 2009, 10:25:49 PM
All our cats will get sick.

TequilaClock

#4
November 29, 2009, 10:27:50 PM
Flying tigers invade Earth.

Silly Putty Clock

#5
November 29, 2009, 10:30:55 PM
Weretigers will rise up and declare martial law.
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Kombucha

#6
November 29, 2009, 10:36:10 PM
Martial arts law, that is.

Silly Putty Clock

#7
November 29, 2009, 10:45:18 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1698971Martial arts law, that is.

Yes. Weretigers and kung fu.

Awesome.
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GearBoxClock

#9
November 29, 2009, 10:50:42 PM
Cat-chuks

Companion Cube Clock

#10
November 29, 2009, 10:53:20 PM
Quote from: Gayface;1698974Yes. Weretigers and kung fu.

Awesome.

We are forgetting about the toxins though, they usually use lead, mercury or anti freeze in some manner. We can't just assume that they won't apply these evil Communist traditions for 2010.
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Reindeer

#11
November 29, 2009, 10:55:08 PM
maybe they will just train a army of pumped up albino tigers to kick our asses

Kaijuclock

#12
November 29, 2009, 11:02:15 PM
Feline Leukemia

miracle fruit

#13
November 29, 2009, 11:03:31 PM
dang chingchongs

Silly Putty Clock

#14
November 29, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
I'm just afraid of what they're planning for when the year of the dragon comes around.
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VirusClock

#15
November 29, 2009, 11:10:52 PM
Quote from: Gayface;1698997I'm just afraid of what they're planning for when the year of the dragon comes around.

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Silly Putty Clock

#16
November 29, 2009, 11:25:11 PM
Quote from: VirusClock;1699000

Oh.
Komodo dragons with rocket launchers strapped to their backs?
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Solenoidclock

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November 30, 2009, 01:52:10 AM
Quote from: Gayface;1698997I'm just afraid of what they're planning for when the year of the dragon comes around.

Halitosis outbreak.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

SpongeClock SquarePants

#18
November 30, 2009, 02:23:41 AM
this is a nice thread

DrClock

#19
November 30, 2009, 02:39:24 AM
tiger... regit    ... REGEDIT! oh fuck what
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