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Farted by F U Clock, December 01, 2009, 11:22:08 PM

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RabidClock

Quote from: Losperman;1700051But I read that they aren't getting enough iron to produce high levels of oxygen. I'd have to double check on that, though.
They haven't been taking their Flintstones vitamins.


Losperman

Quote from: RabidClock;1700058They haven't been taking their Flintstones vitamins.

One million bajillion strong and growing!
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F U Clock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1700076When girls on the pill pee, estrogen remains a constant and runs off into the water (wherever the toilet water goes) and or seeps into the ground. Due to the excessive amount of estrogen being undiluted in the water - this has caused massive fish populations to change gender world-wide (male to female and trannies). It was combated by adding just a pinch of testorone into the water.

Aw yes, the hormonal cesspools are all around us!

Oh man, don't get me started on how fuck-up I think half of the shit we put into our bodies is.

But anyways, 'global warming.' Yes, I prefer climate change, because it's more broad. Panic may be overblown, but just seeing what's happening to the polar ice caps freaks me out pretty good. http://www.nrdc.org/globalwarming/qthinice.asp

And personally I feel like we have a huge effect on the planet. There's six billion of us driving cars, starting fires, throwing out non-biodegradable trash, mining resources and farming the land into oblivion. And we do it day in and day out. Industry is a beautiful thing.

I'm still hopeful though. I think we can solve the problems we start. If we don't go the way of that movie Idiocracy too soon.

Losperman

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1700456I'm still hopeful though. I think we can solve the problems we start. If we don't go the way of that movie Idiocracy too soon.

Indeed. We were pretty much able to close the hole in the ozone (for the most part), so I imagine we can do a lot to fix this if we really try to.
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Odo

fuck global warming research

all money should be spent on terraforming/moving to mars asap
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Quote from: Golden Clock;1700505that planet sucks what are you talking about
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RabidClock

Mars: The planet for manly men. The fixer upper planet. Home of Arnold Schwarzenegger, killer robots, and a face in the rocks.


RabidClock

Quote from: RibsClock;1700690Macho, macho men.
Now that I think about it, with the lower gravity, wouldn't Mars produce some rather weak men?


AstronautClock

Quote from: RabidClock;1700694Now that I think about it, with the lower gravity, wouldn't Mars produce some rather weak men?
it would be an ego booster if you could suddenly lift 3 times the weight you could normally lift

SpongeClock SquarePants

whales pee in the water and make the sealevels rise

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: RabidClock;1700681Mars: The planet for manly men. The fixer upper planet. Home of Arnold Schwarzenegger, killer robots, and a face in the rocks.



I watched this yesterday.

YoYoClock

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I watched this yesterday.

that bit where his face explodes scares me

by Thor + Satellite

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1905428I think yoyo is the best one.

AbsintheClock

This may be true but humans are still fucking the planet up. There's still an island of plastic trash soup out in the middle of the ocean that no country is taking any responsibility for. I've always believed when somebody destroys something it's their responsibility to at least clean up the pieces and ideally to put in something better for the future.

As for the temperature of the planet this planet has gone through all kinds of phases that would probably make it unrecognizable by today's standards. At one point the oxygen on this planet was so high the air was flammable. We shouldn't be shocked by two or three degrees in change or the fact scientists manipulate data for favorable outcomes.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Someone draw pirateclock skullfucking a polar bear cub while throwing a cowboy hat into the air and yelling "YEEEEEHAAAAAW YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER."

Thor

Quote from: CadillacClock;1700813I dislike in ways I can't describe that the debate on the environment has been reduced to the temperature. Of all the incredibly disgusting things people have done to damage this planet I've seen, temperature was not one of them.

Sorry cadi but people who aren't bleeding heart liberal hippies only care about things that hurt them personally. Nobody cares about some random species going extinct because we clear cut a forest or a fish population plummeting because we leaked sewage into the water. The only thing that worries people is things that could kill them and their offspring personally, and at the moment that's only temperature.
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

AlbinoClock

It was 65 yesterday, in Massachusetts, in December. I'll take it. :D

Hi Losperman. :)

Reindeer

how bout that name.
QuoteWillie Soon, a physicist, astronomer and climate researcher at the solar and stellar physics division of the Harvard University-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics
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